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23 Mar 2017

First Date Advice from Fashionable Dogs

First dates can be tricky.  You’re never 100% sure how to act or what to wear, that’s why we asked some of the best dressed dogs in the city for their advice when it comes to first dates in San Francisco. Lisa: “Be Open Minded!” We ran into Lisa at

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14 Mar 2017

How to Get Laid, Without Tinder

We’ve all come to the cruel realization that orgasms are not like seamless orders. But, how do people get laid without Tinder? Of course, there are other apps, dating websites, and social media pages where you can try to turn acquaintanceship into sweaty sex via chat…but you’re tired of all

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13 Mar 2017

Sexual Positions Guys Think Are ‘Awesome’ But They Are Actually Terrible

Guys, we know you love the thought of getting creative in the bedroom. Somehow you just never do. Unlike you, the ladies have a harder time coming to climax. Simply because sex, for us, is about a balance of passion and the right position. We want to be mentally and

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07 Feb 2017

Shia LaBeouf: The Crazy Boyfriend You Want and Why

It’s hard to know what to look for in a boyfriend these days. Between the gender bending, fake news, and the increasing likelihood that we’re going to be the generation that fights, (and loses) WWIII-you’re gonna need a boyfriend who’s flexible enough to go along with whatever happens next. Whether

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23 Aug 2016

Gloriously Insane Excuses Men Give To Get Out Of Dates

 “Only I could get stood up by a man who has eight cats. Yep. Eight.” My hilarious dating life has been the subject of not only one insane book Hope You Have An Amazing Birthday…And Get Raped By A Bear, but also a dating column, two very sassy blogs, and loads

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20 Jul 2016

Dear Candace, Is it Racist to Prefer Asian Women?

Dear Candace, Why are dudes who are into Asian women considered racist? How is it different than when someone prefers blondes? It’s not that big a deal. Let’s begin by noting that it always, always, sucks to be called out for your physical attributes alone, even in admiration. This is,

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19 Jul 2016

Ridiculous New Words that Apply to Your Ridiculous Dating Life

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Dating is hard, especially without the proper terms for describing your sometimes amazing, sometimes terrible experiences. The following terms will help you communicate all that you’ve been through and may even help

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