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October 3, 2012 · No comments

Dating In New York Can Be A Bitch Y’all

Coming from a sweet, idyllic little town in …

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PDeXes and Why There is a Strong Possibility That We Are All Dying Alone*

July 23, 2012 · No comments

GRRRR! Let's date!

Portland is not famous for it’s “people who are committed to just sleeping with one dude or chick for a presumably

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In Search of a Sugar Daddy

July 11, 2012 · No comments

Listen, I’m a simple girl with simple needs.  As long as I can scour my local Salvation Army for ill-fitting ethnic print dresses and eat

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Drunk Texting Dos & Don’ts

July 2, 2012 · 1 Comment

So you think just because you're not actually slurring your way through a drunken late night phone conversation that using the text messaging function on your

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Coming to Terms with Your Daddy Issues

June 12, 2012 · No comments

Okay, actually, I mean my daddy issues.  And I don’t mean all of that psychological hoo-ha about abandonment and male authority figures or whatever.  I’m

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Notes on a Nerd’s First Hardcore Show

March 7, 2012 · 1 Comment

Last weekend, I went to my first-ever hardcore show.  I was a serious geekazoid as a teenager, so I was too busy trying to get

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My Best (Worst) Get-Rich-Quick Ideas

February 15, 2012 · 2 Comments

You see, I’m what they call a “creative genius.”  I have a brain so out-of-control, half the time I can’t even make sense of the shit I

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Getting Stood Up at a Taco Truck

February 8, 2012 · No comments

In honor of the upcoming Valentine’s Day, let’s talk about love. The happiness, the longing gazes, the tender moments shared. And sometimes: the

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‘I Heart Nerds’ Speed Dating Party is Back!

February 7, 2012 · 1 Comment

I had a regular when I was a bartender. 33, classically gorgeous and a bar owner, he had a crush on me because I didn't give a

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Regal Battery Park- The Best Movie Theater to Give Head In

January 23, 2012 · No comments

One time I went down on a guy during a matinee of ‘The Queen’ at the Angelika. Fittingly enough, he came out to me a year after. We

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