dating

07 Feb 2017

Shia LaBeouf: The Crazy Boyfriend You Want and Why

It’s hard to know what to look for in a boyfriend these days. Between the gender bending, fake news, and the increasing likelihood that we’re going to be the generation that fights, (and loses) WWIII-you’re gonna need a boyfriend who’s flexible enough to go along with whatever happens next. Whether

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23 Aug 2016

Gloriously Insane Excuses Men Give To Get Out Of Dates

 “Only I could get stood up by a man who has eight cats. Yep. Eight.” My hilarious dating life has been the subject of not only one insane book Hope You Have An Amazing Birthday…And Get Raped By A Bear, but also a dating column, two very sassy blogs, and loads

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20 Jul 2016

Dear Candace, Is it Racist to Prefer Asian Women?

Dear Candace, Why are dudes who are into Asian women considered racist? How is it different than when someone prefers blondes? It’s not that big a deal. Let’s begin by noting that it always, always, sucks to be called out for your physical attributes alone, even in admiration. This is,

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 3
19 Jul 2016

Ridiculous New Words that Apply to Your Ridiculous Dating Life

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Dating is hard, especially without the proper terms for describing your sometimes amazing, sometimes terrible experiences. The following terms will help you communicate all that you’ve been through and may even help

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05 Jul 2016

Dear Candace, Do I Tell Someone About My Other Dates and How Can I Stop Farting?

Dear Candace, In today’s modern dating world, while we’re in the undertow of the next wave of feminism, is it still a bad idea to let the guy you’re dating know about the other guy you’re dating? The short answer: no. If the basis of feminism is simply that women

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 0
17 Jun 2016

Why Finding a Therapist is like Dating: How to find “ The One.”

If you’ve ever tried looking for a therapist, you may have noticed it can feel eerily similar to another tedious search in your life…dating. We asked a Psychotherapist about what interview questions someone should ask a potential therapist and how to find ‘the one’

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10 May 2016

Love & Sex Toy Horoscopes For May

It’s an incredibly stimulating time of year, while the planets are lining up for some, the heavens are creating romantic chaos for others. Your undeniable, sexual fate this month is…

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