Fisherman’s Wharf

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01 Dec 2016

The Wharf’s Ugly Holiday Sweater Pub Crawl

In support of the Share the Warmth coat drive for San Francisco’s Homeless. Please bring a new or clean and gently-used coat, jacket, or hoodie size L-4XL only to donate at check-in. Give the gift of warmth to some of San Francisco’s vulnerable street population. (Not required but strongly encouraged)

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18 Nov 2016

The History Of Dungeness Crab Season In San Francisco

Dungeness crab season is back and in full effect! After a lengthy ban on commercial fishing of the delectable little crustaceans in California, Dungeness crab season got back underway this week and restored a cherished San Francisco tradition of chowing down locally caught crab for Thanksgiving and Christmas. (Okay, so

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 1
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29 Apr 2016

The 10 Worst Places to Have Sex in San Francisco

This article has been written for your safety. Firsthand observations have brought us to these conclusions, and we share them with you in the spirit of safe sex. Here are the absolute worst places to have sex in San Francisco. #10. Paddle Boat on Stow Lake

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14 May 2015

The 5 Best Bathrooms in SF to Poop for Free

Let’s talk about poop.  Freud compared it to sex, and I think he may be right.  Shitting is a form of ejaculation we were introduced to as infants.  Sex is expensive.  Pooping is FREE….well, if you know where to go.  Here are the best five bathrooms to shit for FREE

Badinage- Senior Drug Analyst 7
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01 Oct 2014

Awesome Unexpected Things for Locals on Fisherman’s Wharf

Forbes Island is perfectly quirky and completely San Francisco Fisherman’s Wharf. You just cringed a little bit when you saw those words didn’t you? You thought of lollygagging tourists, and obnoxious street performers, and ridiculous multinational chains didn’t you? That’s fair, it’s to be expected actually, because Fisherman’s Wharf has

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 1
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15 Oct 2013

Indulge Your Inner Child with a FREE Tour of the TCHO Chocolate Factory

If TV is anything like real life, then you probably got sick the day your family, fifth grade class, or intrepid bunch of crime-fighting, mystery solving youths visited the chocolate factory, missing out on what surely would have been the high point of your sugar-crazed adolescence. You can make up

Nate Cox- Low-Budget Literati 0
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22 Jan 2013

7 Best Places To Pick Up Tourists in San Francisco

This amazing drawing that sums up SF’s tourists perfectly comes from Townme.com Lets face it — you’ve wanted to go there. You’ve wanted to have your cake and eat it too. There was never a moment where you thought maybe, just maybe, it might be totally exciting to get it

Monica Miller - The Intern 7