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23 May 2017

The Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chip Isn’t as bad as you think it is

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM The @tacobell naked chicken chips are like if a chicken nugget and the old school Taco flavored @doritos had a baby and then you pumped liquor store nacho cheese on it. . . . #nakedchickenchips

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18 May 2017

Daughter Thai Kitchen in Oakland Has Me Hooked

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Only two days later, I had found my way back to Daughter Thai Kitchen. Two days ago was my first time dining at the relatively new addition to the Montclair village/neighborhood in

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14 May 2017

Arsicault Bakery: Home of Buttery Ass Crepe Paper

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM If you’re having trouble finding the tiny store front of this bakery voted best bakery in America by Bon Appetit Magazine in 2016, just follow the shards of croissant dough strewn about like confetti all over

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09 May 2017

A Good-Bye SF List: the Best Restaurants by Neighborhood

San Francisco is where I learned to love food again so as a tribute to the beautiful, year-long bounty of excellence available on this coast before I brave the wilderness of Chicago, here are my favorite restaurants by neighborhood

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25 Apr 2017

The Best Art Parties, Street Fests & Fairs in San Francisco

There is an explosion of fun artsy events happening in San Francisco this time of year.  2 weekends of art fairs, street parties, and even an artist takeover of a hotel.   This is the time to get out there and mix it up with thousands of artists, makers, movers and shakers.  Here are the art centered

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21 Apr 2017

I just drank the Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino and puked a rainbow

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! A sign that says, “Only available if you believe,” sat and judged me while I approached the barista with a look of shame on my face. You’d think the first thing out

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13 Apr 2017

Even More Food & Drinks That Shouldn’t Exist

If this is the first time you’ve seen this offense against God, you probably thought “what the hell am I looking at?” I know. I thought that too. It’s macaroni and cheese, fried, and possibly dunked in Cheeto dust. Much like the historic and horrible KFC Double Down of olde, it seems like it was created solely to push you into a heart attack. Or win you that next siege in World of Warcraft. Or both. I’m not trying to limit you.

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