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19 Jul 2017

The Strangest Places to Get Free Wine

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Guest post by Benjamin Steele I tumbled down a rabbit hole. Dentists are serving wine now. I have mixed feelings. I mean, that’s a pretty strong reason for me not to hate

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19 Jul 2017

The 500 Club is the Definition of What a Dive Bar Should Be

It beckons you. Through neon lights and an illuminated martini glass, it calls your name. With cheap booze and rambling conversation, it pulls you in. Like a moth to a flame, or rather, a fly to a bar, The 500 Club sings a sweet siren’s song to all who pass her by. It says, “We are for each other,” and you admit she’s right, popping in for just one drink, which always turns into three.

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26 Jun 2017

The Best Craigslist Missed Connections from SF Pride 2017

Remember Missed Connections? Craigslist’s personal section was not only used by lonely stranger danger booty calls but it was a popular site where you could reach out semi-anonymously to the “cute girl on the N-Judah” who was reading Eat Pray Love on your commute to the FiDi.

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13 Jun 2017

Thanks to the Warriors Everyone Gets a FREE Taco

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM   Did you wake up this morning and say, “Golly, I could really go for an orange colored taco…but I don’t think I have one dollar and forty nine cents in my pocket”?  Because that’s

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23 May 2017

The Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chip Isn’t as bad as you think it is

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM The @tacobell naked chicken chips are like if a chicken nugget and the old school Taco flavored @doritos had a baby and then you pumped liquor store nacho cheese on it. . . . #nakedchickenchips

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18 May 2017

Daughter Thai Kitchen in Oakland Has Me Hooked

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Only two days later, I had found my way back to Daughter Thai Kitchen. Two days ago was my first time dining at the relatively new addition to the Montclair village/neighborhood in

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14 May 2017

Arsicault Bakery: Home of Buttery Ass Crepe Paper

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM If you’re having trouble finding the tiny store front of this bakery voted best bakery in America by Bon Appetit Magazine in 2016, just follow the shards of croissant dough strewn about like confetti all over

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