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Reel M’ Inn: Portland’s Bar Food Extraordinaire

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BAS Pride 2013: Win Tix to Hard French Hearts Los Homos Pride Party!!

Happy Pride 2013...We at BAS are once gain bringing you the best and cheapest that pride has to offer, from cheap drinks, to free events, to give

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I Sold My Soul and Moved from Portland to Los Angeles

 This is what I look like when I'm moving. Or, drunk. Or both.

I haven’t written anything in a while because I have been moving. And

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MY FAV SF BLOGS

There are those that write blogs and those that read blogs. I find that I'm way better at creating content than I am at reading content.

I am

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How to Not Murder Yourself in Portland This Winter

Like most people that live in Portland right now, you’re probably thinking something along the lines of “the sky is grey, everything is grey, the choices I make

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Portland, You’re a Dirty Little Slut

Some dude who is probably leaving Portland after a one-year stand.

Portland, my little city of dreams. I love you so much. Everyone claims to love

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A Guide to Surviving Fall in Portland aka: Summer “Went Out to Buy Cigarettes” and is Never Coming Back

So first off if you’re reading this, congratulations! You didn't overdose or asphyxiate on your own vomit from partying this summer! That’s great and I’m sure your parents are proud.

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PDeXes and Why There is a Strong Possibility That We Are All Dying Alone*

GRRRR! Let's date!

Portland is not famous for it’s “people who are committed to just sleeping with one dude or chick for a presumably

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Dear Portland – Stop Texting Me to Hangout at 2pm on a Weekday

Disclaimer - this was not a weekday.

So I moved to Portland last summer from San Francisco and, as you can tell from my

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A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – The Final Chapter

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Hi GUYS! It's been a second. Sorry about the delayed finale to this series, but I've