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23 Aug 2016

Gloriously Insane Excuses Men Give To Get Out Of Dates

 “Only I could get stood up by a man who has eight cats. Yep. Eight.” My hilarious dating life has been the subject of not only one insane book Hope You Have An Amazing Birthday…And Get Raped By A Bear, but also a dating column, two very sassy blogs, and loads

05 Jul 2016

Dear Candace, Do I Tell Someone About My Other Dates and How Can I Stop Farting?

Dear Candace, In today’s modern dating world, while we’re in the undertow of the next wave of feminism, is it still a bad idea to let the guy you’re dating know about the other guy you’re dating? The short answer: no. If the basis of feminism is simply that women

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22 Apr 2016

How to Retrieve your Shit From an Ex Like a Boss

We’ve all had to deal with it at some point:  The dreaded picking up of the items from your ex’s place after you’ve been dumped.  This is a wildly uncomfortable situation but also a stellar opportunity for you to get in one last time showcase how well you’re doing post break-up. And if you’re

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23 Feb 2016

7 Things Assholes Do With Their Phones

From texting about your penis to killing a baby dolphin for a selfie, don’t do these things with your phone…

18 Feb 2016

Dark Anecdotes Of A Dating Idealist: When Your Best Friend Is Dating Your Ex

It was a 4th of July. I was fresh from spending 2 years in LA and I’d arrived with the promise that my Ex-boyfriend, Bob and I would get back together, except he dumped me instead… Nevertheless, the important ex in this story is a piece of human shit named

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28 Apr 2015

Ask a Grown Up: Oops, I Fucked My Roommate!

Happy Tuesday, Broke Asses! One of the really weird things about living in expensive cities, such as San Francisco or New York, is that long after college and your early 20s, most adults –even the ones who are gainfully employed and doing well for themselves– end up having roommates. And,

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04 Nov 2014

Why it Might Actually be Preferable to Turn a “Ho” into a “Housewife”

Most of us have heard the dull and alliterative hip-hop proverb: you can’t turn a ho into a housewife. It’s a relatively new incarnation of a very old idea that probably comes from the Old Testament or some other terrible book. While the wording has changed throughout the years the

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