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June 12, 2012 · No comments

Coming to Terms with Your Daddy Issues

Okay, actually, I mean my daddy issues.  And …

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Weddings: A Broke-Ass’s Dream Party

June 6, 2012 · No comments

Recently, I had the honor of being a bridesmaid in my BFF Kate’s wedding to her longtime main squeeze, Jason.  Besides an awkward moment where the Mother-of-the-Bride

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For the Love of Slutty Grandmas

May 9, 2012 · 2 Comments

Recently, I posted this as my Facebook status: “My dream life pretty much consists of me sipping margs, reading my horoscope, and petting a dog in

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An Ode to Guys with Potbellies

April 4, 2012 · 6 Comments

Straight ladies and gay gents:  think about what makes a man attractive to you.  Is he passionate about life?  Does he respect you?  Does he

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Broke-Ass Fun: Dog-Watching (It’s Like Bird Watching, But Way Less Lame)

March 21, 2012 · No comments

Living in a big city can be a major bummer.  There’s the lack of nature, the competition, the depressing drain on your finances.  It totally

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Notes on a Nerd’s First Hardcore Show

March 7, 2012 · 1 Comment

Last weekend, I went to my first-ever hardcore show.  I was a serious geekazoid as a teenager, so I was too busy trying to get

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Getting Stood Up at a Taco Truck

February 8, 2012 · No comments

In honor of the upcoming Valentine’s Day, let’s talk about love. The happiness, the longing gazes, the tender moments shared. And sometimes: the

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‘I Heart Nerds’ Speed Dating Party is Back!

February 7, 2012 · 1 Comment

I had a regular when I was a bartender. 33, classically gorgeous and a bar owner, he had a crush on me because I didn't give a

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Regal Battery Park- The Best Movie Theater to Give Head In

January 23, 2012 · No comments

One time I went down on a guy during a matinee of ‘The Queen’ at the Angelika. Fittingly enough, he came out to me a year after. We

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How to Successfully Meet the Parents When You’re a Broke-Ass

January 4, 2012 · No comments

So you’ve finally done it-- you’ve met someone who makes you happy.  Someone who doesn’t make you want to barf when you look at them.

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