IT PAYS by Allyson Darling Violet-colored feathers encircled my eyes; the elastic tied around my head pulled at my hair — a Mardi Gras mask wasn’t exactly the item I had imagined wearing to protect my identity. I lied on my stomach with my feet splayed out on a
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Alright peeps, I’m going to give you the straight scoop on the poly lifestyle. All these goons be out here trying to play like poly is 100% sunshine and rainbows. “Thank God for shared calendars! Hee hee!” Too many of us are out here trying to make a case that
Ah, April. For some a month of sunshine, for others a month of showers, golden or not. With Venus taking a hard mother fucking left into retrograde, most of the zodiac come off as picking, acting, or attracting the fool. But we are here to lead you through the pitfalls and booty-call landmines the future may hold for you and get you to the kicking, screaming, orgasmic sex you all so deserve.