Ted Cruz

12 Sep 2017

Porn Site Gets Thousands Of New Followers Thanks To Ted Cruz Screw-Up

  The late-night porn-jacking habits of anti-pornography GOP senator Ted Cruz have entered the national conversation, as the pompous “family values” bullshit-spewing rube clicked ‘Like’ on a pornographic tweet and breathed beautiful life into late-night Twitter like it was “covfefe” all over again. He also breathed life into the pornographic Twitter

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10 Jun 2016

Hillary Gets the Nomination, But Bernie Won, Too

It seems like Hillary has sewn up the nomination, but in a lot of ways, Bernie also won. Anything could happen, in this strange election cycle, but it appears that—barring unforeseen circumstances—Hillary Clinton will be the first female president of the United States. It’s about time we had a woman

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03 May 2016

10 Times Ted Cruz Looked Like He Just Sharted

The news just came in. Ted Cruz dropped out of the presidential race proving that if America has at least one thing going for it, it’s that the country won’t elect someone who always looks like he accidentally just sharted. For those who don’t know the term, a shart is

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