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FREE David Byrne Concert in Prospect Park

This show demands a day’s notice because you probably already have brunch plans followed by remote control cars in the park for today.  Plus, it’s friggin David Byrne for free.  Somehow this concert for the Celebrate Brooklyn concert series isn’t a fundraiser and isn’t some no name band.  Oh, what’s that? They are charging $325 for a gala dinner before the show, but I can just come for the concert with a sandwich wrapped in foil? Excellent.

So yes, skip the gala, come to the show and watch David Byrne descend (from the heavens) to the Prospect Park bandshell for a brief visit and hopefully some sweet dancing and oversized suits like in the concert video “Stop Making Sense”.   The music will all be culled from his library of collaborations with Brian Eno (also pictured above), whose “By This River” is one of my favorite songs and an immediate reminder for Chris Farley’s Matt Foley character, who lives “in a van, down by the river”.  If you have an extra $325 you can attend the pre-show gala or give it to me to pay my rent.

When: Monday, June 8th @ 6:30 -9:45 pm

Where: Prospect Park (in the bandshell at 9th on the west side)

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Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent

Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent

Oliver was born in 1983, the year of the Pig according to the Chinese zodiac. He grew up in Whitefield, Maine, but since college has lived in Boston, Maui, Switzerland, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Nicaragua, and New York making his bread as a waiter, cocktail boy, camp counselor, writer, english teacher, tennis instructor, guide, model, and design agency jackass.


  1. Sarah
    June 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm — Reply

    Thanks for info!

  2. Veronica
    June 8, 2009 at 10:08 am — Reply

    $325 for rent where do you live in a cardboard box or soup kitchen. How about this site stop rolling in your unfortunate cheapness and actually offer some ideas on how not to be a broke ass. Its time to evolve guys. And if youre over 21 and a college grad being broke is not sexy or cute.

    • June 8, 2009 at 10:49 am — Reply

      Well Veronica, considering that you didn’t even know to put a question mark (?) after a sentence that is a question, college didn’t seem to do you much good. If you still haven’t figured out that the whole point of this site is to let people know that life is amazing, no matter how much money a person has, then you’re certainly not as sharp as you think. Are you sure this is the right website for you?

      I noticed that your email address has the word “Fendi” in it. The only thing more ridiculous than needing a $500 bag to prove your social worth, is being so obsessed with it that you feel the need to let every single person you email know how important it is to you. How’s that for “not being sexy or cute”?

  3. zach
    June 8, 2009 at 10:26 am — Reply

    tell veronica that she can go eat her dad’s ass

  4. heather
    June 8, 2009 at 11:03 am — Reply

    Haha Veronica. Her name alone says it all. I can picture her now, waiting at the bar of a club she paid sixty dollars to get into, waiting for some chump to buy her drinks so she won’t have to spend anymore money. Mr. Right would be a beefed up man with a shape up. Some kind of Ed Hardy shirt and or sunglasses, because we all know the coolest dudes wear shades at night…in clubs….he probably drives an Acura but lives at home because no one makes meatballs like mom.

  5. Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent

    @ Veronica: A cardboard box? Puhleeze. I sleep on an air mattress in a sleeping bag. Every night I feel like I’m camping. In a living room. And to my knowledge soup kitchens don’t offer housing, but I’ll research it and write about it if they do. So thanks for contributing to our mission!

    ciao fea!
    unsexy, uncute Oliver

  6. DustiBalls
    June 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm — Reply

    Well, you knew it was a question, didnt you? (Question Mark) So, maybe getting a clear message across doesnt always require perfection in grammar.

    And speaking of Making Sense, have you seen the actual DVD. The man, The Myth, The Legend, David F’n Byrne does a “funny dance”, as you so horribly put it, throughout the entire DVD.

    I would rename that video “Life During Wartime Backstroke.”

    Come on, man, get with it.

    Hey, Veronica, you wanna go out sometime?


    • June 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm — Reply

      Mr. Balls-

      I completely agree that perfect grammar is unnecessary (mine is far from it). Accurate punctuation on the other hand is the cornerstone of any written medium. Without punctuation it’s nearly impossible to infer tone. Take these two sentences as examples:

      1. You’re an asshole!
      2. You’re an asshole?

      In the first sentence I’m declaring emphatically that you are an asshole. In the second sentence I’m simply inquiring if you are one. See how big a difference punctuation makes? Truthfully I’m just busting your balls here. I don’t really think you’re an asshole, but I do believe that if a person wants to have their point taken seriously (especially in Veronica’s case where she’s going after someone on their own site) it’s important to make sure that point carries weight. Bad spelling and lack of punctuation makes a person come off as ignorant or juvenile and therefore less likely to be taken seriously. u No wAt i MeEen DaWg?

      But kudos to you on seeing an opportunity with Veronica and going for it. Many great wars and fortunes begin by a man defending the honor of a women. Just makes sure to bring a lot of loot. I have a feeling she’s just a little high maintenance.

  7. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:07 pm — Reply

    Wow, guess I hit a nerve!! There must of been a morsel of truth since so many people had to respond.

    @ Zach you flithy red neck. I like to give a good rim job but keep the fact that you endorse incest to yourself. Just because you bang your sister (you trailer trash redneck) dosnt mean everyone is into banging a family member!

  8. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm — Reply

    @ Stuart
    Ive seen how you dress so you talking about luxury lables like you know anything about fashion has me near tears!
    I actually view these bags as pieces of art. I work very hard and make a great deal of money. Sorry if Im not shopping at payless like your GF OH wait I mean BF no scratch that no homosexual would dress as badly as you do!
    Im pretty confident in Old Navy or Stella McCartney so shows how judgemental you are throwing out stereo-types concerning women who like Fendi bags. Yeah I bought it to make me feel important OH wait I bought it because I like the style of it dumb ass. My email isnt listed douche so if you say it wont be published it shouldnt be put on blast. By the way, I wouldnt give you a rim job if yours was the last asshole on the planet.

  9. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm — Reply

    @ Heather I walk past bitches like you waiting in line. 60 bucks to get in a club?? Wow you must be busted and know nothing about NYC nightlife where well dressed pretty girls like myself just strut by dykes like you.
    Im not single you stupid vapid whore. Girls like me are seldom single but then again what would a flannel wearing hipster in doc martens know about that?

  10. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm — Reply

    @ Dustiballs…..I think you sense my hotness since hot girls tend to be complete bitches because we can be and we get away with it. Sadly, I have 3 carat ring from Tiffanys on my finger so my dating days are over!

  11. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:19 pm — Reply

    @ Heather ….. Wait your name if fucking heather who are you to say anything about my name. By the way, Heath I think Heath is better since you look like a man. Stop being so jealous of girls that are hotter than you are. Oh wait anyone is hotter than you are. You need to get laid.

  12. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm — Reply

    @ Oliver…
    Wait you wear your undies inside out and cut your milk with water. If that dosnt spell LOSER I dont know what does. I do read your stories and that fun tid bit had me gaging and not on a nice asshole.

  13. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm — Reply

    @ Stuart Going on after someone on their on site??? Oh sit I specifically read Broke ass stuarts Goddam website. Isnt Oliver one of your poorly paid writer monkeys??? So unless you are going to re-name the site he’s just your flunky whore.

  14. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm — Reply

    And finally thanks for the responses. Dont take yourselves too seriously guys. No one even responds to half the shit you guys write. The majority of your stories have ZERO comments hence no one is even moved enough to say shit a majority of the time. I suggest more people comment. I think I made your shitty story interesting because at least it got people talking. You can thank me later:)

  15. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm — Reply

    Finally! Sorry if you guys only want to hear kiss ass comments but this is NYC. People tell what they think and don’t sugar coat it. Grow up and grow thicker skin. I could give two shits what people say about me. This dude pays $325 for rent? I had to say something about that. And by the way seriously maybe you should start posting free seminars on how to improve your finances and not be a broke ass. Call 311 in NYC and you can find out how to get your collective shit together and be paid well what ever your talent is. Everyone has one and cutting and pasting free shit to do all day seems to be aiming a bit low no?

  16. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm — Reply

    Shout out to my baby! Get that fine ass out after talking to all these assholes Im ready to lick yours! YUM

  17. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm — Reply

    @ Stuart…. Youve gotten pudgy its time to get in shape or pretty soon you wont be able to look down and see your dick. Where’s that somewhat cute guy that was on the book cover?

  18. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm — Reply

    Okay Im off to Louis Vuitton to buy a cool bag which would cover 6 years worth of Olivers rent in order to validate my social standing and my existence who knew Stuart is also a psychologist. He is multi-talented!

  19. John David
    June 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm — Reply

    What’s so bad about what veronica said? So what! Don’t make commenting an option if everyone who works for the site needs to jump in and defend a not so outrageous of a comment. I thought it was funny. I dont think she was going after the website. Good point veronica is it really Oliver’s website? No I dont think so
    A garage parking spot in NYC goes for $600 a month so her question is a valid one. Also all she did was suggest that one get their shit together. Youre only young broke and beautiful for so long. youth and beauty fades then you just have broke. And when did stuart become part of the grammer police? Yikes! You say you write for busboys and poor folk most of them cant even read so what does he care about a left off question mark????????? I think she’s spunky and I like that!

  20. Isabella D'amato
    June 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm — Reply

    I have a fendi bag. I think Stuart is being a bit out of line by saying she carries it to add to her social worth. Excuse me this is NYC the fashion capital of the world. Women here carry Gucci, Fendi, Prada on a regular basis. It has to do with love of fashion not self worth. I know guys who have emails like GO_redsox@…. does it mean they are equally obsessed? That just dosnt make any freaking sense at all. You are totally generalizing and that blows. Some guys get penal implants to feel better, or teeth whitening or a fast car that goes Vroom Vroom if she can afford it she should spend her money on what ever creams her twinkie. And why are you putting her email out there when if not for you we wouldnt even know what it is. You guys have a public website and freedom of speech should be encouraged. If you dont like it start a website for the FCC.

  21. Isabella D'amato
    June 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm — Reply


  22. Gary
    June 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm — Reply

    I cant decide who is more catty Veronica or these boys who write for the site. Calm down dudes! Shit I better watch my grammer lest stuart start dissing me as well.

  23. DustiBalls
    June 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm — Reply

    I hear ya. Honestly, I got this link from my girl, also named Veronica.

    I thought it was her making that comment and then I had to defend her honor (although it didnt really sound like something she would even waste her time commenting on). You described someone completely opposite of how my girl is too but I figured what the hell, let’s get into it.

    Honestly, this Veronica sounds like a bitch which is the opposite of hot. In fact, I would have trouble speaking to someone with that sort of attitude for more than 10 seconds.

    Veronica, I can almost guarantee your dating days wont be over for long. Divorce Statistics + Bitch = Divorce.

    Plus, Im guessing this Broke-Ass site is similar to most which have to start by building a fan base before they can start charging money, getting ad revenue or hope to be bought out. At least the guy is trying something.

    I think I just made flippy floppy, Im not sure though.

  24. DustiBalls
    June 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm — Reply

    Ok, Stuart, after reading that last comment of Veronica’s, I take back my comment on punctuation and completely agree with your response. She does sound like a moron.

    This Ain’t No Party.

  25. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm — Reply

    Sweet I have a air tight prenup and get 3 mill either way so ha ha ha. At least Im up front about being a bitch. Your girl will rear her bitchy little head once you wed her (if you are even that committed) and she pops a kid or two.

  26. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm — Reply

    Rich Moron thanks:)

  27. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm — Reply

    I love to be hated. I really do:) You guys are so retarded you cant see what Im doing? this is too easy!

  28. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm — Reply

    Dustiballs is your girlfriend Veronica into rimming or teabagging? How about a post about how to give a good rim job or tea bagging session. That should build a good fan base.

  29. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm — Reply

    Id only pay for this if stuart got a webcam and inserts fruits into all of his orifices. That Id pay 19.95 a month to see

  30. Veronica
    June 9, 2009 at 5:03 pm — Reply

    Cucumbers, bananas, eventually pineapples with the prickly outer shell. That would be just delightful.

  31. Betty
    June 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm — Reply

    hey veronica is my friend leaver alone!!

  32. DustiBalls
    June 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm — Reply

    You’re pretty obsessed with the rim job topic. And, of course she is.

    I like how you think you’re getting one over on all of us. We obviously know you are trying to get a reaction out of us. But, the fun for us is getting you to think you are getting one over on us when really you make yourself sound worse and worse.

    Married a rich guy, huh? Go figure. I hope your husband likes you bragging about his hard earned money you plan on taking from him eventually. C U Next Time.

  33. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 6:09 am — Reply

    I dont think I am I know I am. All that time spent on lil ol’ me. He’s not a rich guy he’s super wealthy from OLD money. Rich guys in NYC are a dime a dozen anyone can make themselves rich in NYC if you are savy enough. Im new money and we all know we dont know how to act. His money wasnt hard earned it was inherited. So try again buddy. He never worked a hard day in his life that’s for busboys, musicians, artists and regular folk like you guys. He dosnt brag about his money when you are raised in a park avenue town house you dont brag because you are in a society where money is no object. You never answered my question is your GF into teabagging and rimming? You sound like you need to dip those balls into her mouth.

  34. Anna G
    June 10, 2009 at 10:20 am — Reply

    I want to dip my BALLS in it!

  35. June 10, 2009 at 11:14 am — Reply

    I want to dip my BALLS in it, also as well! Veronica, can we come over and dip our collective balls in your rich husbands sea of money? You said yourself it was old New York Money–its probably had plenty of balls dipped in it over the years!!!
    Please say yes!
    Then we’ll put on old time-y swimsuits and do the backstroke together through the piles of cash just like Scrooge McDuck.

    Then we can go down to a restaurant and make fun of the kitchen staff for being too stupid to have arranged to be born into white, American wealth!

    sound good? Let me know and I’ll call Archie and Jughead!


  36. Joe Rice
    June 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm — Reply

    If I dip my balls in something, can it not be a Fendi bag? Because even my balls at their crustiest-yet-sweatiest are more pleasant to look at than some of those wack-ass designs.

  37. Misoharney
    June 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm — Reply

    The concert was a great idea! its just that all of BK showed up.

    Since when did this become about some chip and her Fendi bag? I bet she has a Fendi jumpsuit and nails to match.
    Work that corner!

  38. June 10, 2009 at 2:32 pm — Reply

    Oh Veronica, Veronica, Veronica. You’re so damn cute when you get all worked up. With all this kinky talk of rim jobs and money I almost thought we were on a different website for a second. Judging solely by your prolific posting, it appears that you, my dear, are the one who’s had a nerve struck. Then again maybe you’re just using this as an excuse to practice your typing skills. It seems to be working; you’ve managed to figure out not only where the question mark is on the keyboard, but where it goes in a sentence too!

    Anyway, I’d like to clarify a few things for the record:

    1. The comments on grammar and punctuation were merely meant to emphasize that, someone who is bragging about being college educated, seems like a twit if the sentence used for bragging looks like it was done by a teenager on a Sidekick.

    2. @Veronica – throwing around homophobic slurs only serves to make you seem like even worse of a person than you’ve already come across as. Plus it weakens any point you’re trying to make. The fact that you’re more concerned with “stereo-types concerning women who like Fendi bags” than with things like human dignity and equality sickens me. And it further proves that you’re a fucking cunt.

    3. Since Oliver is currently the editor of the NY part of this site and does as much work as I do, this site is just as much his as mine. None of us are making money doing this right now, not even me. Hence the reference.

    4. @John David – There is nothing wrong with being broke. One of the things this site does is help foster the feeling that, no matter what you do or how much you make, you can have a fun and fulfilled existence. And saying that busboys and poor folk can’t read is supremely classist. Beyond that, people have the right to respond to comments just like they have the right to comment on posts. It’s what’s called the democratizing effect of the internet.

    5. @Isabella – I entirely encourage freedom of speech. I don’t have to publish any of these comments, but I do because I believe people deserve their say. As for putting out her email address, I absolutely did not, nor would I ever. I simply mentioned that the word Fendi is contained in the address. There is literally an infinite amount of variations of email addresses that could contain the word Fendi.

    6. As for material possessions acting as agents of increasing ones worth, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me if you don’t believe that! What do you think equity is in real estate? It’s the amount of worth derived from the possession of something material. Why do rich people act superior to poor people? Because they have more things that are worth more money! @Isabella – if you still don’t believe me, answer me this: how do you feel when you see a girl with a FAKE version of the REAL designer bag you have? That’s feeling is called superiority. Hence by feeling that way, you’re saying that, by owning a real designer bag, your social value is high than the girl with the FAKE one.

  39. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm — Reply

    @misharney…. Just because your Ma wears acyrlic nails and your’e a trick baby dosnt mean everyone is. I know you know a lot about working corners because your mom is an older version of ashley dupre but be more settle about it

  40. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm — Reply

    I mean subtle before that fag stuart starts in on me again

  41. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm — Reply

    @Joe Rice….Why are you commenting on a purse???? Wack design maybe its not as stylish as your Banana Republic man purse but I like it

  42. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm — Reply

    @ Ashley…..White American wealth….Im not even white you JAP

  43. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm — Reply

    @ stuart…..Your girlfriend is a fucking cunt if you have one. And youre a load of cum your mom should have taken in the mouth and swallowed

  44. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:04 pm — Reply

    @ Stuart…..some of my GAY friends call each other dyke and fag all the time…what you never heard a black person use the term Nigga? Please fuck off and get on a diet.

  45. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:09 pm — Reply

    @ Ashley I only mean JAP in the nicest way possible. I went to school with Jewish American Princesses so I dont mean that in a disrespectful manner

  46. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm — Reply

    As far as homophobic slurs ago that stupid whore Heather has to be a lesbian. A dyke is a boyish lesbian I dont remember that being a slur since I have soooo many gay friends who are women who say Oh she’s a dyke or a lipstick so get off your little soap box and hit the gym or bang that cunt of a gf (if you have one) more often since an hour of sex can burn up to 500 calories and you clearly need one. I see you didnt address your fast decline into fat assness

  47. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm — Reply

    @ Stuart…. dont preach about homophobic slurs than call a girl a cunt. It diminishes the point you are trying to make what’s next calling women broads or skirts??? If Im a cunt so is every girl in your life mom aunts sisters etc… so dont take the high road then say things that would make any feminist cringe. Everytime a woman is outspoken she’s called a bitch or a cunt its soooo been done so just shut the fuck up

  48. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm — Reply

    @ stuart….Now you know how Isabella feels when she spots a fake fendi. Add mind reader to your list of talents. Oh she feels superior how do you know how someone youve never met feels?????? Dion Warwick here

  49. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm — Reply

    @ stuart didnt you come from a cunt? I think that’s called self-loathing.

  50. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm — Reply

    @ Ashley… Dont make assumptions about race and money. Brown people can be weatlhy as well. Didnt you watch the cosby show??? Think of that just add millions of dollars

  51. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm — Reply

    And finally Im not a homophobic person. If some dumbass wants to pretend to know me picturing me paying $60 bucks to get in a club she better duck and cover because a shit storm is about to hit. She made generalizations about me so I made some about her. I love my gays! I do and Im sorry if you were offended(but fuck stuart until he loses that 15-20 lbs he has put on). Im for gay marriage and I think you should be able to marry who ever you love. Im not black Im a minority and I would never belittle anyone based on sexual preference. But, I remember being in H.S. and they had a gay women come talk to us and she said Im a dyke! The teacher was like oh you mean lesbian and she said no Im a dyke. And my lesbian friends I have 4 identify themselves this way so in my experience its a description of the person’s look not necessary a derogatory comment.

  52. Veronica
    June 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm — Reply

    And again stuart you are what you eat so if youre straight youre more of a cunt than I am. If anything Im a dick or an asshole since I do feast on these on a regular basis

  53. June 10, 2009 at 10:21 pm — Reply

    crickets. I’m not on twitter but @Veronica
    someone forgot their zanex today. =0

  54. Melissa
    June 10, 2009 at 10:57 pm — Reply

    Okay, okay… this is a bit off topic, but since everyone is venting I might as well too. I am a Les Clefs d’ors, and my clients have spanned from extremely wealthy, to royalty to new famous money and athletes etc. etc. Blah blah. So, most of the time, I have a certain temperament that only a person in my trade can have. I am quiet, discreet and I carry your pills. I know where you sleep. So think about that next time you are arrogant about whatever it is you have to be arrogant about.
    I have to say NOTHING, NOTHING compares to the absolute hideous statement (when a client comes to the hotel), “Well, in New York… this is how we do it.” Number one, I’m from California, and I don’t GIVE A FLYING FUCK how they do it in New York. There is nothing that makes me want to poison a client more, or at least give him or her a bad case of diarrhea, more than that statement. I love this Goddamn Website, and I love the freedoms that we have to be able to say whatever we want, because I have travelled the entire world, and some places do NOT have that luxury.
    So you have good food in New York, who the fuck cares? I’d still have my last meal be a fucking TJ Hotdog wrapped in bacon over NY Street Hot Dogs because you can buy those anywhere now. I live in a city that’s better than yours and I don’t have a license to be an asshole.
    But know this, with that “In New York we do it like this” attitude, there are people out there that have a burning rage inside them that might get you a little more something than you bargained for. But, no, you’re untouchable, you’re from New York… shit can’t happen in New York if you have a big mouth and a stupid accent and a Fendi Bag. I’m from Los Angeles, where you can get shot for less than that, and still have a fendi bag.
    Yes, yes, designer labels it’s all a matter of relevance. I think the point about that is that you have a 500 bag and you’re an asshole. Without a 500 dollar bag, you’re still an asshole.
    Veronica sounds like a tranny. Not that there is anything wrong that, but this particular tranny is an asshole. My Tranny friends read this and think YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE VERONICA.
    I type this now, because I release the anger I have felt for all the deluded, selfish New York assholes I have ever met as a concierge and as a human being. Hey it was either this or physical harm to someone, and I think this is a much nicer way to go. Go yankees.

  55. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:15 am — Reply

    @ Melissa ….. You sound like an fugly beyotch. Go fuck yourself. Or better yet get a hung guy to fuck you

  56. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:16 am — Reply

    Wow Ru-paul wanna be’s think Im an asshole. How will I ever be able to pick the pieces and go on?

  57. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:16 am — Reply

    Dont bring the Yankees into this you skank!

  58. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:17 am — Reply

    Go back to LA LA land dip shit. I think your’e turd. All of my rich friends read this and think you should vent by getting laid. Then you wouldnt give a fuck about my comments and would have a grin on that busted mug of yours

  59. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:19 am — Reply

    Fendi’s don’t cost 500 dollars. Try $3,000 dollars which really is small change to me. So shut the fuck up or at least do some research before pretending to know how much something costs.

  60. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:22 am — Reply

    Physical harm to someone? We all know you’d get your ass handed to you in a physical fight so dont pretend to be tough. Your’e a tranny too right??? Im sure you have an adams apple!

  61. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:23 am — Reply

    concierge??? Oh you wait on people like me.

  62. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:43 am — Reply

    Finally, Melissa from California I dont remeber Frank Sinatra singing about California? So fuck off this is the best city in the world! And please bring a bottle of Dom to my room the next time I stay at your hotel. I’ll tip you $500 bucks so you can get yourself something pretty to attract someone to fuck because you need to get laid pronto!

  63. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 6:44 am — Reply

    And you’d smile politely and kiss my pampered aerobized ass for it! Sorry I had to throw that line from Heathers in.

  64. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 7:35 am — Reply

    hehe love it! I fell asleep after my posting, didn’t think it would come up so quickly.

  65. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 7:41 am — Reply

    Oh and go to there is no excuse to carry a fake bag when it’s possible for someone who cannot afford one to rent it for a low fee. There I did something for poor fashion victims rocking knocked off bags which by the way violate copyright laws and screw designers out of their profits. Mother Theresa move over….

  66. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 7:42 am — Reply

    Fell asleep alone too huh melissa?

  67. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:02 am — Reply

    I still think you are an asshole tranny from new york. and i have never, ever had to kiss anyone’s ass only because, well, thats not how i roll man-lady!
    tranny’s or not. and 500 vs 3000 for a bag, who gives a shit? it’s just a metaphor for you being a dick. So your either a 500 asshole or a 3000 asshole. for a chick with a dick dontcha think that would be spent on finally just getting the operation you need? And yes, please, come to my hotel, oh no wait, you probably already have-

    People like you are only crazy and jerks because your parents are jerks, and most importantly, so daddy would notice you. I don’t think he’s even reading how brilliant you are right now. Sorrreeeee. ;( He’s probably busy shlepping some woman that isn’t your mother (because your mom is too busy getting laid by a real man too.) or he’s reading the Rob Report, while getting a blow job from another another rich lady who doesn’t want to pay attention to her kids either. They are doing anything, anything but take care of their own kids.

    It’s a shame too, you could have been an awesome human being… with feelings, and a conscience. But instead, your daddy created a monster. A monster who says mean things to people that try to help her get on with her day. A monster who makes no real mark on the world except some harsh words and some anthrax in the dirt he/she’s buried in from the botox in her ass and lips. Yes, instead you’re just an asshole taking up oxygen with a 5000 dollar bag, and a nice butt, and a soon-to-be vagina.

    and these “rich friends” we are talking about? No, no the dolls daddy sent you from a business trip aren’t your friends… (whispering) they aren’t real…

    Maybe you should call your dad today? get some closure on the issue.

    Ahhh now I feel better.
    BTW Betty and Veronica are classic tranny names. Haha

  68. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:07 am — Reply

    and frank sinatra is buried in california. hmmmmm. and he sang about ny and also sang” LA is my lady”

  69. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:10 am — Reply

    and no, i have quite a full house of love, and am a parent who loves my kids. Unfortunately for you, you didn’t have that growing up.

  70. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:20 am — Reply

    haha! and yes, I have a fake bag– these guys in Thailand stole the material from the Louis V factory and had an old line worker create exact replicas of the thing. A lot of my clients who have the real thing compliment me on my taste. I literally paid 2 bucks for it! Sorrryyy, Louis–

    but anyway, it’s not copyright laws thats for media.

    but anyway veronica, you acually sound passionate about something that isnt just you being a dickhead. you start with that! you fight for those bags!

  71. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:21 am — Reply

    crickets. anyway stuart, i fight for the poor everywhere too.

  72. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:35 am — Reply

    WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKED YOU? Guess the kids are proof. Im so sorry to hear that some poor child has to deal with you on a regular basis. Im passionate about designers the people who make the bags. I would never buy anything that is knocked off. Wow supporting theft….a real stand up gal we got here. Melissa how do you fight for the poor again? I missed that piece

  73. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:38 am — Reply

    Melissa I suggust you go tend to the kids and stop posting. I guess you’ve got tons of stretch marks and its all gone to shit right? I didnt know post op transsexual could have kids

  74. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:40 am — Reply

    Melissa do me a favor and shut the fuck up!

  75. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:42 am — Reply

    I came from a loving home. Of course Im going to be a bitch to YOU because your’e an ASSHOLE. You think Im a dickhead. So I guess we wont be best friends. I’m sure some child stitched your fake louie together NICE MOM SUPPORT SWEAT SHOPS THAT HIRE 5 YEAR OLDS SO YOU CAN PAY TWO BUCKS FOR A KNOCKED OFF LOUIS VUITTON

  76. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:44 am — Reply

    Why dont you spend this time on I dont know….your kids? I’m sure your’e the type who still breast feeds her 8 year old

  77. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:45 am — Reply

    You have no taste Melissa. Anyone with taste would at least save for the real thing. They arent that expensive.

  78. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:45 am — Reply

    you ARE the masked bag avenger! yay! And I know the lady who made the bag oh masked designer bag avenger…and silly, do your research… the real designer companies are the ones that have sweatshops. Because the poor people steal all the stuff from the factories all the time. That’s why there are knockoffs. They just take back what ole louis doesnt take…

    Dear Dadddyyyyyyyyyy, I am making a mark in the world… I am an uninformed masked avenger… but I am an avenger none theless… won’t you love me NOWWWW???

    Fred aka Veronica

  79. Joe Rice
    June 11, 2009 at 8:47 am — Reply

    If there’s one thing about the internet that never changes is the proliferation of angry 12 year old boys with little supervision who just can’t stop trying to eat billy goats gruff. Starve them and they go back to tearfully masturbating, whether they’re actually 12 year old boys or not.

  80. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:49 am — Reply

    So Melissa please fuck off before a child protective service agent is dispatched to your home. Spending all that time on the computer instead of tending to the children constitutes neglect. Not now honey…mommy is posting on broke ass stuart’s goddam website I’ll wipe your runny nose later. Bye butter face.

  81. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:52 am — Reply

    hehe i’m at work

  82. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:52 am — Reply

    tending to all these rich people from New York.

  83. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:54 am — Reply

    Wow, hope you get fired. Nice work ethic. Hopefully your employer has spy software..most do and you wont be tending to anything but unemployment checks

  84. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:55 am — Reply

    I dont have to work. Im independently wealthy. Get back to slacking off whore. Do you have like 3 baby daddies?

  85. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:55 am — Reply

    Sorry, you’re right, I should be pretending to give a damn about this lady’s car rental. In other news… I feel like I won this battle. I’ll see you again, somewhere my arch-nemesis deisgner bag having… until then… love your children or you they might just become…Fred aka Veronica!
    this is Super Concierge… signing off! =)

  86. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 8:56 am — Reply

    Silly, I can’t get fired. I’m the boss. =)

  87. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:57 am — Reply

    I see your a crucial valuable asset to your employer. You arent being paid to frequent websites are you? Again poor work ethic. I hope you end up with kids that live with you into their 30’s. That would be hysterical!

  88. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:58 am — Reply

    Everyone has a boss. Even the boss has a boss. Unless you own the place which you dont hence the fake Louis Vuitton. Dont worry darling keep doing what youre doing. It will bite you in the ass

  89. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 8:59 am — Reply

    I mean stretch marked laden ass

  90. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:02 am — Reply

    Melissa… go call hertz and get to work. I think I won the battle when you described that your duties include attending to guests car rentals…wow that sounds like complicated work. Did you go to Harvard to do that?

  91. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 9:12 am — Reply

    no, actually Pepperdine University.
    My colleague here is a Harvard Grad, sad really. His degree didnt get him a better job than I did. He is the most knowledgable person I know and can get anything for anyone.
    Oh! I was supposed to sign off! Silly me… and the car rental is for Symbolic, Hertz is later. It’s this dumb cougar who doesn’t know what a Ferrari can really do, and wants to drive it to Rodeo Drive. Ugh. Another fine example. Haha.

    Do you know what a les clefs d’Or does? Since, you are independently wealthy, aka trust fund baby…you should look it up. And know who is taking care of you.

    We can’t replace daddy, but we sure can try to help!

  92. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:16 am — Reply

    Oh shit go back to work! What the fuck bitch???

  93. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 9:17 am — Reply

    Orrrrr, I could be a 16 year old boy who masturbates to asshole tranny’s on the internet in my mom’s basement fantasizing about them in a spandex super hero costume. Or not.

  94. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:17 am — Reply

    All your tranny stuff was hysterical. But you kiss your kids with that flithy mouth?

  95. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:18 am — Reply

    the daddy issue stuff is so original! THanks Dr. Phil!!

  96. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:19 am — Reply

    But seriously get back to work. You cant be that important since you’ve been talking to me for well over an hour! I think you have a crush on me. No thanks Im not a lesbian but Im flattered

  97. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:20 am — Reply

    I think Im signing off since this beytoch will easily spend the whole day courting me!

  98. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:23 am — Reply

    Thanks for the laughs! You know you kiss ass all day long! That’s what you do. Pucker up bitch pucker up!

  99. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 9:28 am — Reply

    Did you call the older woman who wanted to rent the sports car a “dumb cougar” no I dont think so. You smiled and said I’ll get right on it. Hence, you kissed her rich ass. So drop the act. You are there to wait on guests and to answer to their every need. A glorified maid that’s what you are.

  100. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:34 am — Reply

    @ Melissa…..I dont know how you can get away with spending that much time dicking around at work. Im sure a higher up will catch on.

  101. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:39 am — Reply

    @ Melissa…. Being a parent you should be a little more mature. All that tranny and daddy stuff was just retarded. Could it be that you hate all your clients because they can afford the stuff you cant? You sound like you just hate people with money and if you do you should quit and do something else.

  102. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:45 am — Reply

    @ Melissa….Finally you say love your children but you unleash all these names on veronica. So just love your kids and treat your clients or random people on the web like shit? I mean you bash a older lady and call her a dumb cougar for wanting to rent a car? What did she ever do to you? What crawled up your ass and died?
    You dont sound like you come from a home full of love at all. If you did you would actually treat others in a loving way even when they dont deserve it.

  103. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:47 am — Reply

    Or if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all—-Im sure you have said that to your kids. Perhaps you should actually do that yourself. I recommend parenting classes in case that nasty side of yours comes out in front of your kids.

  104. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:49 am — Reply

    @ I personally think your’e just as big of bitch as Veronica

  105. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:53 am — Reply

    @ Veronica… Chill the hell out. Yeah all these people are jerks and I read your first comment and you didnt say anything that warranted all this and of course when attacked people will attack back so I understand why you said what you said in retaliation. I know rich people are just different and they dont get it. I know you love fashion and they behave like that’s bad. But I know you arent like this to everyone just there is a division in class and have nots dont mix well with the haves.

  106. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 9:56 am — Reply

    @ Stuart…. You cant jump down her throat for using the term dyke and in the next breath call her a cunt.
    So it’s not okay to demean lesbians but it’s okay to demean women? Calling her a homophobe or racist would have been more appropriate then going there. SO I get what she said and really buddy you didnt come off so great either. I must say thanks veronica Ive never seen anyone give a shit about these posts and you got over 100 comments out of it so you dont suck that bad!

  107. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 10:06 am — Reply

    @ Bobby….. Thanks for being nice to me. All I said in my original comment is where do you live for $325 which is what I spend on lunch at Pastis. Do you live in a card board box or soup kitchen. And the overly-sensitive writers on this site started in on me. Shit. I still stand by what I said and still maintain that being broke and having no intentions of changing that is not cute or sexy. I didnt say Oliver was not cute or unsexy but they saw that as a personal attack which for a public website writers seems a bit touchy to me. So it seems like they want to hear kiss ass comments and it escalated from there. But really I feel bad for the guy sleeping on the floor somewhere. No one should have to live like that. So if youre nasty to me Im going to be 10x as nasty back.

  108. Bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 10:09 am — Reply

    Cool I hear Ya…. I would have started telling them off too. It’s not fair to have a bunch of people bashing one person. 27 against one isnt fair. Probably were all bullies in school too!

  109. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 10:33 am — Reply

    hi bobby,
    i never said I wasn’t a bitch, and I never said i wasn’t an asshole either. No actually, i just love people who aren’t jerks and i don’t love everybody. Thats not the world i really live in (unfortunately). I have been cursed with the gift of having asshole radar.

    I dont think you work in a customer service job with a lot of rich New Yorkers, or if you do, not very long. And quite the contrary, if you met me, you would never in a million years think that it was me who wrote these posts.
    And that old cliche of being nice, it’s not really that true. I dont believe in it. I teach my kids to be compassionate, and give a damn, and be smart, and to be loyal friends and family members- but if someone is saying something or doing something you don’t like, feel free to say something back- just know the ramifications of what you are going to say and how it will affect people- I also teach them empathy. I simply cannot empathize with these rich New Yorkers. When I meet a nice one, I will be the first to apologize.
    I think, Veronica to me is more like “the man” (no pun intended) and I’m taking it out on her or am indifferent to them, you see, I’m supposed to be reserved and quiet all day in my job… and then…once in awhile… I snap!

    I’m not trying to look good or be smarter, I’m just using this as an outlet for the frustrations i have seen for the past 10 years doing this thing i do.
    oh and it wasn’t an old lady who wanted to rent a car, it was some dumb 20 year old with, (haha) a fendi bag, renting a ferrari, who wont even drive the car more than four miles without getting tired of it, when the floormats on that thing could refurbish a classroom, or immunize a thousand kids in some third world country.

    I apologize to everyone who was offended by my posts. I just feel like some people need a talkin’ to. And I was just bored at work last night and this morning.

    And my job, is basically researching things for guests on the internet and the phone. My staff and I have free reign (or “keys”) to do things for guests, and we are the only department that doesn’t have securities on their computers.

    This should be true of all concierge that have reached this position. Which is why we also can afford to be pretty frank about things from time to time, even to clients.

    For instance, I am also in the process of looking for black satin sheets (YUCK) to be ordered to place in a room for some VIP coming in next week, and I am also on hold with Sandals Antigua on their online chat customer service rep. So, I’m a multi-tasker. I’m actually very inspired right now and I am going to write a book about this, well, not right now…I’m that good at multi tasking.

    And it’s true, Veronica instilled topics of discussion although some just sad low blows and some actual worth in the arguments. But anyway, it gets people to read and know that this is a pretty good website.
    With that being said, Veronica, thank you for allowing me to use you as a punching bag, and also for allowing me to get on with my day as a disgruntled concierge.

  110. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 10:39 am — Reply

    @ Bobby,
    Also, all this stuff that I can’t afford, as a concierge you get to do everything, just not get the money to buy it. For instance, I can call up any yacht company right now, and sail on a yacht on my day off with my family. I can rent that ferrari the cougar lady (who is actually younger than I thought) and drive it around for the day. I can DO all the things because vendors want me to try their resaurants, drive their cars etc so I can recommend it to clients/guests. I can’t do it all the time, so I let my friends do it fo rme and tell me about it later. So, no, I’m not really jealous about the actual stuff… it does unnerve me that they have that “time” though. And, Veronica does still sound like a tranny. Sorry. She does. And most of the time, when there is a strange problem with the person- cussing, aggressiveness rants about bags… etc… there is almost 98% a daddy issue. It’s textbook. And it sounds like I hit a nerve… which, sadly, was my intention.

  111. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 10:44 am — Reply

    and the term “cunt” is simply, slang for a “vagina,” like I would call someone a dick or an asshole. It’s used a lot in the UK or other english speaking countries…for some reason people like to belittle others by calling them different genital names. It’s not meant to belittle women. I could call a guy a cunt, and it would mean the same thing.

  112. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 10:46 am — Reply

    @ bobby sorry I didn’t realize you wrote so much, so I’m just responding now…yah, I kinda hate assholes with a lot of money. That’s how this all started remember? But I don’t hate ALL rich people, just the stupid ones who are dicks. You can draw your own conclusions with that last part.

  113. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 10:51 am — Reply

    for real though. I am really, really signing off… =) Have a great day everyone and
    to the rich peeps who might be reading this…
    be nice to your concierge, your housekeepers, your doorman, the guy who brings you your food, the lady who takes care of your kids, the drycleaning guy…

    … we know where you sleep… what you eat… who you’re with… and what you do.

    This is the Concierge… signing off.

  114. Veronica
    June 11, 2009 at 11:06 am — Reply

    @Melissa…. I really do hope I helped you. You do sound like a maladjusted person if you think you used me as a punching bag. I think its cute that that’s what you need to do to go about your day. Again you dont sound very happy or loving to me. Im sure I could guess you wrote these posts. One day that ugly head will rear its head at work. No one is that controlled all the time if you’d like include an email and I’ll send you a pic of my vagina. I think you sound like a repressed lesbian. Im engaged to be married to a great guy and I dont have to wait till my day off to enjoy the luxuries life has to offer. You sound like an overworked fat bitch to me. So you can say what you like its just funny. And for a parent you do sound like a bigger asshole than me. I didnt hear bobby say anything nice about you and I see you felt the need to explain your asshole posts and behavior. You started in on me because you were bored at work. Sorry what you do isnt that interesting. Sorry you need to vent to get on with your day you keep saying youre signing off but look you keep coming back justifying your position. I dont know textbook your reading but youre an overbearing bitch

  115. bobby
    June 11, 2009 at 11:13 am — Reply

    @ Melissa… Your endless justifications just prove my point. You are actually worst than Veronica. I do think you are most definetely a BIGGER ASSHOLE because you truly believe you arent. You say she is aggressive what would you call your posts? And to me she sounds like a hot pampered girl and we already know how you feel about them. Im starting to believe that you are also unattractive and have to call a cute girl a tranny because your’e jealous of her money and looks. Your long winded explanation just proves that you are def a bigger CUNT than Veronica is. At least she dosnt back-peddle like you just did. I think you sound like you need hard dick in you. Then you wouldnt need to use a girl youve never met as a punching bag. How about actually punching a bag. Sounds like you could use the exercise to be frank. That will release endorphins and you will feel better. She didnt direct anything at you and you started in out of left field on her. You have your own baggage to deal with before giving her advice. She at least isnt in denial

  116. David
    June 11, 2009 at 11:16 am — Reply

    Melissa you are seriously a cunt! I hope you get fired for spending all day on this shit.

  117. Boris from Brooklyn
    June 11, 2009 at 11:18 am — Reply

    @ Melissa….. You really dont deserve those perks if this is how you spend your time. You are a disgrace

  118. Natalie Jones
    June 11, 2009 at 11:19 am — Reply

    @ Melissa Holy shit you’ve got some serious issues if you need to be verbally abusive to feel better. If youre married you are def heading towards divorce

  119. Jonas
    June 11, 2009 at 11:21 am — Reply

    @ Melissa… def are a huge bitch who pretends all day but we all saw and read what you are. I think you need therapy. Its called projection. Are you a woman who gets called sir by mistake all the time and need to project on Veronica? Because you seem awfully obsessed with calling her a tranny which is just weird!!!

  120. Jonas
    June 11, 2009 at 11:22 am — Reply

    and also you do sound sexually frustrated and just angry

  121. Marisol Gonzalez
    June 11, 2009 at 11:55 am — Reply

    @ Melissa…
    I have children and a full-time job. The fact that this is the way you choose to release stress speaks volumes about you. Also, the fact that you trash the people who keep you employed says a lot about your character. If you needed a license to have a child, Im sure you’d get turned down. Veronica sounds young you on the other hand should know better. I cant freaking believe you have spent this much time taking shots at someone you never met. I actually your’e far worst because you are a parent. I do think you need help if this is your idea of venting so you can cope with a job you obviously dont appreciate. The fact that you abuse the power that you have been entrusted with is what really makes you suck.

  122. Give me that job!
    June 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm — Reply

    @ Melissa…. Im actually unemployed and have a degree from the same university as you do. I cannot believe that instead of spending your time soley concentrating on your duties you bullshit the day away trading barbs with some young kid. There are people who dont have jobs and are struggling. You take yours for granted, disrespect the people you are supposed to service and carry on like a damn highschooler. If I could I would call your direct supervisor and blow the whistle on your ass.

  123. Bryan Hamm
    June 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm — Reply

    The girl who is supposed to be at work def is an ass. The other chick wasnt even talking to her. So The girl who should be working needs to get a life.

  124. Sandra from San Fran
    June 11, 2009 at 12:10 pm — Reply

    Im sure some poor subordinate is doing all the work while this stupid woman is taking care of her “venting”. I hope your health insurance covers therapy because you need to go asap! you teach by example and its hysterical that you think you are a moral compass and you can trash others when look at how you spend your time at work. I cant believe you are on the clock and actually getting paid for this! And you keep saying how super you are at your job??? Well you arent even doing it dumb ass

  125. Melissa is a moron
    June 11, 2009 at 12:14 pm — Reply

    @ Melissa…. I really think you came off far worst. You are supposed to be a wife and mother. I feel sorry for your kids! Do they know mommy spends all day calling girls names on the web? What a loser!

  126. Rock and Roll
    June 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm — Reply

    Wow…there are so many people who would want that job and actually respect the customers. This is not customer service. She smiles in their faces, pockets their tips, collects the perks and still talks shit about the people who she’s supposed to be serving. You sound bi-polar to me!

  127. Stephanie
    June 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm — Reply

    I totally agree with bobby! This chick is a mom. What the hell is she doing?

  128. Fire Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm — Reply

    This bitch needs to get a pink slip!

  129. Brenda
    June 11, 2009 at 12:25 pm — Reply

    @ Melissa This is an economic recession. There are people that are losing their homes because they are out of work. And you are so blatantly and openly a goddam cunt that it is really repulsive. Dont tell rich peeps as you put it to be nice. Look at you!!! You arent nice! You are a huge cunt! Veronica wasnt even saying anything to you. Like you said yourself and bragged about using her like a punching bag? Thats because you are angry and obviously unhappy with your job. Quit so a harder working person can have that position. You make me sick!

  130. George
    June 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm — Reply

    @ Melissa… No one in a home full of love talks the way you do. Let’s face it you are jealous of the rich people you have to kow tow to everyday.

  131. Josh from California
    June 11, 2009 at 12:31 pm — Reply

    @ Melissa I think you are an asshole. Stop bullshitting at work and serve your clients.

  132. Evan Daniels
    June 11, 2009 at 12:33 pm — Reply

    I do the same thing at the four seasons and I really do feel that Melissa is a disgrace to our trade. Ive had difficult unpleasant clients but that’s part of the territory how she spends all day “venting” is beyond me. Someone is picking up her slack. I feel she is just awful and does not deserve this prestigious position

  133. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm — Reply

    First Veronica, I would like to apologize for being so mean. You must have a wonderful relationship with your father and mother, and I personally believe you’re not a transvestite.
    This has been a great test to people and what they find important. Like calling Melissa a maid, and telling her to kiss ass, sexually frustrated etc. etc.
    And, like I said before… you would all be surprised as to what I looked like if you met me. I’m not a concierge anymore. Nor am I woman named Melissa. I don’t have kids. I’m a writer, writing a fictional story about a disgruntled concierge named Melissa who works in California. From past experiences but not as extreme.

    I was just fucking with all of you and I read the Nanny Diaries one too many times. But thanks, I got all I can for my book.

    Confessions of a Concierge, should be in bookstores Fall 2010.

  134. Melissa
    June 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm — Reply

    Actors are good liars; writers are good liars with good memories.
    Daniel K. Moran

  135. Evan Daniels
    June 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm — Reply

    Daniel your a prick. I hope the book tanks.

  136. Sam
    June 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm — Reply

    Wow, I guess you need other people’s ideas for your book Veronica Sue this motherfucker and get your cut. Are you so unimaginative that you cant come up with material on your own? What’s your obsession with tranny’s? I bet youre like Eddie Murphy and pick them up and later claim to be giving them a ride home. You really arent a good writer if this how you gather info

  137. Sam
    June 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm — Reply

    Im sure it wont make the NYT bestsellers list. It sounds so lame. I was wondering why a woman would even spend her time like that. Its just some uncreative writer. If you were a good one you wouldnt have blown your cover.

  138. Daniel is a douche
    June 11, 2009 at 3:17 pm — Reply

    Wow, what a loser! Good liar yeah its hard to fool anyone over the web where its anonymous. You really need to get a life. Veronica is far more interesting than you are. At least she;s real

  139. Daniel is a douche
    June 11, 2009 at 3:17 pm — Reply

    Moreover, thanks for the title I’ll make sure not to buy it LOSER

  140. Daniel is a douche
    June 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm — Reply

    You really are not creative. Book will tank. Who’s publishing that horseshit?

  141. Daniel K Moran is not me
    June 15, 2009 at 12:01 am — Reply

    Daniel K Moran is the person who said that quote about actors being liars and such. I, the person who is writing about Melissa… is not Daniel K Moran.

    What I think is HILARIOUS is that everyone, -everyone got really worked up over this. Once someone speaks her mind that isn’t about Fendi, and says something about New York and makes fun of someone who wasn’t a very nice person to begin with- society starts defending that person. Why? No one made mention of the fact, that yes… maybe there are SOME rich people that think they deserve to get their ass kissed… or say things, like “bend over and kiss my nice ass” for a living. No one mentions that treating someone nicely whatever your station in life should be well, commonplace. Instead, what happens? People focus on: “you must be bitter because you don’t have sex”… or “you must be ugly”… or “you must be jealous….”
    Why? Because no one likes to see someone get picked on no matter how vile and gross the person might be, that is, until they are trying to be better than Veronica, then… look out.

    So they fix that, by belittling the person they can’t fight. There isn’t enough of this street “justice” for assholes represented by some of you here, and there are no main protagonists out there that just say what people feel sometimes.

    It’s just a character exercise and people are SUPPOSED to get offended.
    That’s the point.

  142. Daniel K Moran is not me
    June 15, 2009 at 12:06 am — Reply

    There also seems to be enough people out there who were so offended by Melissa’s words that it sounds like there will be enough people to buy at least… 12 copies. And this was from an exercise I worked on for like, an hour…

  143. heather
    June 15, 2009 at 2:41 pm — Reply

    so I checked back on this site…on a whim, I certainly wasn’t expecting what I found. I lost count after veronicas 32nd response, or should I say I stopped counting. I started reading the responses purely out of boredom on this rainy afternoon, but then I was over come with a revelation that only internet boredom can provide. It has become clear to me that whoever this ‘girl’ is, she must have a whole lot of nothing to do with her time. Which then makes me wonder if she has a job, not that it’s a problem if she didn’t, but it just makes you think about things ya know…like who bought that ‘fendi’ for her since clearly she can’t afford it herself. It also makes you wonder, how can she have time to hit all those ‘expensive clubs’ where the ‘hot girls’ hang out when she sits around all the time responding to anonymous remarks on the internet? I do love a good mystery! However, I did start to feel a little sad when I actually found myself counting her retorts. Only to immediately feel better about myself because it is clear to me that there in fact is someone out there that is an even bigger, sadder, loser than I will ever be. That would be you veronica. The girl who during the many days that have past since her original post went up, has spent countless hours concocting her ‘smack talk’, while making herself look like an ass with too much time on her hands, on her (clearly) favorite website. Kudos to all of us who fuel her fire and good luck to you moron-ica, with whatever you do…be it hanging around on this comment bored for the rest of time or handin’ out those rim jobs you seem so fond of.

  144. heather rocks
    June 16, 2009 at 11:30 am — Reply

    ahhhhh hope for humanity.

  145. Jeremy
    June 26, 2009 at 8:55 pm — Reply

    Wow. That was ridiculously long.

  146. June 29, 2009 at 12:07 am — Reply

    Wow. So much hate. Makes me want to go out and cap all the assholes in La Jolla.

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