Smiths Speed-Dating in Brooklyn: How Soon Is Tonight?
[warning: non-Smiths/Morrissey fans may find this article slightly nonsensical]
Tonight at the Black Rabbit in Greenpoint, Dave Hill hosts “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now”— a night of speed-dating to the soundtrack of The Smiths/Morrissey. Don’t stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before, as this is a returning event. Perhaps your love life is going nowhere fast and you sit around thinking, “How could anybody possibly know how I feel?” Well, why don’t you find out for yourself? Bring your dial-a-cliche and proclaim to the ladies/gents, “All you need is me!”
Perhaps you’ve never had no one ever, or maybe you just want the one you can’t have. Hang in there little trooper, I know it’s gonna happen someday. Or maybe you’ll just come to the realization, “I’m OK by myself.”
91 Greenpoint Ave. (btwn Manhattan Ave. and Franklin Ave.)
subway: G to Greenpoint Ave. or L to Bedford Ave.
Wednesday, Oct. 28 (tonight!)