Get Your Vote On Today

Broke asses unite! There’s one thing that’s n FREE do to but costly to gain in this country, and while it doesn’t involve drink specials it’s still worth your time. Naturally, I am talking about voting, and this election is as significant as it is viral video prone.

I’m based out of New York and can tell you that the race for governor between relatively reasonable Andrew Cuomo and spawn of Cthulu Carl Paladino is dire and I cannot let my state run into madness headlong. For all San Francisco readers- I won’t claim authority over your election day, but I will concede in the battle of the coasts if Prop 19 goes through. Even if you’re in New York or San Francisco and not registered in those states send in some out of state ballots. There’s witches and Nazis and closeted gays abound, so can we please not let our country lose its mind and keep some sort of semblance of national dignity today? As Captain Planet, D-CA, would say, “the power is yours.”

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Dan Cerruti - 99 Cent Store Cowboy

I've lived in New York all my life, and been a cheap ass for longer.

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