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15 Feb 2009

Cupid is for Babies, Adults go for Fairies

  From the Desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent     It’s the day after and cupid has shit in his diaper and cigarette breath.  I, on the other hand, have jalepeno tequila on my breath and haven’t defecated – too much cheese at the  house party in

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13 Feb 2009

ClassyTrashy – Fashion Week Party with an Open Bar!

by Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent     When a fashion week party has an open invite on Facebook it is standard procedure to rag on it.  However, when that open Facebook invitation includes the words “Open Belvedere Vodka Bar”  silence takes over and little hands get RSVP’ing.  I have

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12 Feb 2009

How To Not Be A Cathy Comic Stereotype and/or Super Cheesy on V-Day

      Do you ever feel like you’re just one pint of chunky monkey away from uttering ‘œwake me up when I’m a size five?’  Are you afraid of cheapening your relationship with your significant other by falling into the traps laid out for you by the Valentines Day

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NY- Getting Laid...Off
10 Feb 2009

NY: Getting Laid…Off

    New York, New York, big city of dreams…ugh…shit ain’t so pretty these days is it?  With the economy residing in Poopsville, more and more people are getting the “it’s not you, it’s me” speech from their employers.  Yes, pink slips are raining down on New York like a

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NY- Where Not to Order
09 Feb 2009

NY: Where Not to Order Specialty Martini’s…The Holland Bar

From the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent   I went to Holland Bar to verify a NY Times article.  I left thinking it was like Cheers. Not cable TV, Beacon Hill, Boston Cheers. This is “HBO Special” Hell’s Kitchen Cheers.  The “Open” sign on the door was hand

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07 Feb 2009

Free Sunday Standup = Free Laughs + maybe a little fart that squeaks out

From the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent     Going to free stand up comedy shows is like trying to swallow pills made for horses: sometimes it goes well, other times it just doesn’t and you want to die.  About a year ago I went to a

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06 Feb 2009

Get Frostbitten

From the desk of Oliver Hartman – Resident Bargain Whorespondent   Last night I went a FREE big air contest sponsored by Red Bull and almost paid 10 toes.  It was the coldest I’d been in my life.  My parents insistence on making me uncool in high school with hats

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