#1. Subway Juice  Everyone knows that you don’t wear flip-flops if you are broke-ass and have to take the train. Why? Subway juice! You never know if that liquid you just stepped in is water leaking, some guy’s pee, some girl’s puke, or some Colt 45 a dude wasted on

Oh gin. What a beautiful boozy thing you are. Unfortunately, most people fuck their gin cocktails up and never truly understand the taste of the stuff. One of my favorite places in the world is this little gin join in Bath, England. The Canary Gin Bar. Simple name, biggest mother

Ah, the diner. Home of greasy spoons and dirty ass burgers. Thank God New York is full of them. Otherwise, I would never survive a hangover. Yet, thanks to all this “up and coming neighborhood shit” it’s hard to eat grease in NY without spending a small fortune. “Go home,

When it comes to pimping out your apartment on a broke-ass budget, have no fear.  You just gotta get creative as fuck. The trick is to balance your obscure oddities with all the other crap you pick up at a thrift shop for a dollar. There are loads of stores

Nothing beats a classic high five when it comes to celebrating awesome moments in life. There’s no better way to celebrate National High Five Day than with a plethora of the best damn high fives in history. Happy Fiving my Broke-Ass Bitches! “I feel the need. The need for speed.”

We could all take a cue from Justin Bieber and move on in a whole lot of light in lieu of darkness. So, here’s how to tell your ex ‘Go Love Yourself’: 1. Donate all of his/her favourite clothes to your local charity shop. I did this once, and to this

Jennifer Harper was thrown into the musical fire at an early age. While she’s no stranger to studio projects, her EP All the Love was born out of passion, grit, determination, and a boat load of love while raising three damn kids. In a world where music has taken on a