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A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 2

Hey guys! It’s Monday, and that totally sucks, …

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Broke-Ass Mom: Should You Send Your Kid to Preschool?

Is nursery school for a Broke-Ass Mom?  For over a year now I’ve been telling myself, and anyone else who will listen that nursery school, or preschool,

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For the Love of Slutty Grandmas

Recently, I posted this as my Facebook status: “My dream life pretty much consists of me sipping margs, reading my horoscope, and petting a dog in

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Let’s Sacrifice A Rich Guy

If there was one thing I disliked about the whole Occupy Wall Street movement, it had to be the fact that no demands were made. I mean,

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A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 1

Welcome to Never Never Land

Portland: the city of food carts, strippers, ex-junkies, current junkies, bike messengers, craft beer, babes, and bars. This fantastic little real-life

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What Does a Broke-Ass Do With In-Laws?

The in-laws are in town.  I’ll bet you’re wondering, what does a Broke-Ass Mom do with her in-laws when she and her son are their main source of entertainment? 

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Broke-Ass Rant: If You’re Not Oprah, Then You Have Time To Hang Out

Like a lot of people my age who are trying to Make It Happen, I’ve kind of got a lot of shit going on right

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Happy Birthday, Broke-Ass Mom

Coincidentally, after talking about my Broke-Ass birthday coming up, another Broke-Ass mom friend of mine (Yes, that’s right folks, I finally made a “mom friend”) had her

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How to Be a Dancing Queen on a Budget

The answer to this question is easy:  smear on massive amounts of lipstick, back-comb your wig into voluminous perfection, climb up onto a

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Internships: The Uphill Battle To Get Paid

It's no secret that sometimes, in order to beef up your resume for that dream job (especially in the creative fields), an internship can be a helpful stepping