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Sweatpants Are All That Fit Me Right Now (and Other Things I Would Like to Tell Bill Collectors)

It may have been a hard 10 years […]

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Americans Need Their Emergency Unemployment Benefits Now

Over 10 million Americans are still unemployed. It’s bad, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We can thank those considerate people in Congress for making an already

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What Does It Mean to be Broke?

At the moment, I have enough money to get by. That means I can survive on the bare minimum. Over the last 27 years of my life, money

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5 Things Your Broke-Ass Artist Friend Doesn’t Want To Hear

Because of America’s obsession with lists, I present to you, the struggling artist, the top five things every artist does not want to hear. Let it be

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What’s In My Bag?: Broke-Ass Edition

For many reasons I am unable to relate to mainstream fashion magazines, notably because they pimp $400 t-shirts as a feasible item to purchase. At that point (which

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The ABC’s of Broke-itude

Being a Broke Ass - It's elementary, my dear. Abstinence. From fancy ass parties in the Meatpacking District where a gin and tonic will set you back fourteen

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What If I’m an Intern Forever?

I made a mistake in college. I became an engineer. Wait, who the fuck am I kidding? I dropped out of engineering to major in English. Yes,

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How NOT To Be An Annoying Broke-Ass

Rule of thumb: you can be poor, just don't be annoying about it. Everyone's trying to get by. Especially if you live in an outrageously expensive city

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How to Know When You’re a Broke-Ass

Let's face it, guys. You woke one morning and it dawned on you: "I'm a broke-ass." But how do you know? What evidence is there to prove that

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Broke-Ass Meals of the Week

January isn't even half over and I have already somehow managed to break all of the New Year's Resolutions I knew I