How to Not Murder Yourself in Portland This Winter

Like most people that live in Portland right […]

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Portland, You’re a Dirty Little Slut

Some dude who is probably leaving Portland after a one-year stand.

Portland, my little city of dreams. I love you so much. Everyone claims to love


PDeXes and Why There is a Strong Possibility That We Are All Dying Alone*

GRRRR! Let's date!

Portland is not famous for it’s “people who are committed to just sleeping with one dude or chick for a presumably extended period


Dear Portland – Stop Texting Me to Hangout at 2pm on a Weekday

Disclaimer - this was not a weekday.

So I moved to Portland last summer from San Francisco and, as you can tell from my


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – The Final Chapter

This totally great postcard was taken from http://www.uyau.com/

Hi GUYS! It's been a second. Sorry about the delayed finale to this series, but I've


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 4

Yeah. With your dumb orange car. 

Hey cats and kittens, it's that time again! Happy belated Memorial Day. Hope you're still making out with a


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 2

Hey guys! It’s Monday, and that totally sucks, but guess what? That also means it’s time for the next segment of the Scumbag’s Guide to Portland,


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 1

Welcome to Never Never Land

Portland: the city of food carts, strippers, ex-junkies, current junkies, bike messengers, craft beer, babes, and bars. This fantastic little real-life