Polar Vortex

05 Feb 2019

Trump to Announce Canadian Border Wall to Keep Out Polar Vortex

President Trump is scheduled to give his annual State of the Union Speech Tuesday evening in front of Congress.  In a press conference Tuesday morning Trump indicated he will be unveiling new plans to build a border wall with Canada in order to help keep out ‘dangerous Canadian weather’.  When questioned

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
01 Mar 2017

NYC’s Early Picnic Season Actually Horrible Omen

Usually, we have until late April before the local anomaly of people wearing shorts and tee shirts inappropriately takes place. It’s a fun NY tradition; we make fun of their optimism and are rewarded with smug laughter when they end up stuck in a blizzard, desperately trying to hail a

Tiana Miller 0
Polar Vortex 2014 Broke-Ass Stuart
22 Jan 2014

I Didn’t Choose the Eskimo Life, the Eskimo Life Chose Me

I don’t know about you but this Polar Vortex is fucking with my livelihood, my health, and my basic human functionalities. It has rendered me virtually immobile. It’s not that I’m using the bitter cold temperatures and the unpredictable blitzkriegs of snow as an excuse to lie around my apartment

Enrique Grijalva - Mr. Minimum Wage 0