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April 12, 2013 · No comments

I Sold My Soul and Moved from Portland to Los Angeles

 This is what I look like when I’m …

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How to have an epic Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day

February 10, 2013 · No comments

This awesome card is from here.

They say that Valentine's Day started to celebrate Saint Valentine of Rome, martyred in 269 AD, then

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Extreme Weather Relationship Therapy

November 15, 2012 · No comments

Like millions of East Coasters, the recent Hurricane Sandy left me without power, heat, Internet, or phone reception for nearly a week.  I also missed work during

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Broke-Ass Romantic Comedy Pitches

October 11, 2012 · No comments

Listen up, I took a handful of Film classes in college, watch tons of foreign movies on my home projector, and could be seen as

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Embarrassing Things That Psychics Have Told Me

July 25, 2012 · No comments

When you’re trying to figure your life out and workin’ hard and struggling to Rise to the Top and all of that good stuff, things

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PDeXes and Why There is a Strong Possibility That We Are All Dying Alone*

July 23, 2012 · 1 Comment

GRRRR! Let's date!

Portland is not famous for it’s “people who are committed to just sleeping with one dude or chick for a presumably extended period

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In Search of a Sugar Daddy

July 11, 2012 · No comments

Listen, I’m a simple girl with simple needs.  As long as I can scour my local Salvation Army for ill-fitting ethnic print dresses and eat

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Drunk Texting Dos & Don’ts

July 2, 2012 · No comments

So you think just because you're not actually slurring your way through a drunken late night phone conversation that using the text messaging function on your

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Broke-Ass Fun: Become an Astrology-Obsessed Nutcase

June 19, 2012 · No comments

At an art show the other day, I met a princely man in a pea green windbreaker,  tribal print backwards baseball hat, and turquoise necklace.

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Coming to Terms with Your Daddy Issues

June 13, 2012 · No comments

Okay, actually, I mean my daddy issues.  And I don’t mean all of that psychological hoo-ha about abandonment and male authority figures or whatever.  I’m

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