sex

25 May 2017

9 Ways to Spot a Fuckboy

They are literally everywhere. Every turn you take, every profile you swipe… they’re there. Hiding in your phone, in your coffee shops, in your apartment building. If you’re not careful, you’ll run into one. No, I’m not talking about blackheads, terrorists, or asbestos – I’m talking about fuckboys. They’re literally

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14 Mar 2017

How to Get Laid, Without Tinder

Now that we’ve all come to the cruel realization that orgasms are not like seamless orders, some of us are starting to wonder how people get laid without tinder? Of course, there are other apps, dating websites, and social media pages where you can try to turn acquaintanceship into sweaty

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14 Mar 2017

Sexual Positions Guys Think Are ‘Awesome’ But They Are Actually Terrible

Guys, we know you love the thought of getting creative in the bedroom. Somehow you just never do. Unlike you, the ladies have a harder time coming to climax. Simply because sex, for us, is about a balance of passion and the right position. We want to be mentally and

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09 Jan 2017

Guide to Public Sex In NYC

So you want to have public sex in NYC? You filthy animal! If you’re planning this act of uncivil disobedience there are a few things you should keep in mind. 1.   Sex in public is illegal, but no one cares. If you aren’t schtooping in full view of children or brunch,

Kaytlin Bailey 0
21 Jun 2016

On Having Daddy Issues

When I was 5, I sat in the back of a car holding a gallon of milk filled with pennies, while my drunk father drove us to 7/11  to get beer. As I watched the police take him away, I knew I would never feel safe again. In 6th grade,

Penelope Hernandez 0
09 Jun 2016

Summer Heat Turns Up The Heat

There is nothing like the hot days of summer to throw your hormones into overdrive. I mean it is almost impossible for anyone with a heartbeat not to feel it. Here in New York City, the heat is even stronger. Perhaps it’s the heat of the asphalt, maybe the traffic,

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21 Mar 2016

How to Bang a Woman Right

Listen up boys! I’m about to drop some real wisdom here, and you might be disappointed to learn that your sexual approach is all wrong. No, real life is not a porno and women don’t just get wet at the sight of your dick. We need foreplay and have fantasies

Penelope Hernandez 0