I woke up hella early today because I’m house sitting and the cats are unbearable. Not only do I need to give the 16 year old sack of bones a 50 ml IV drip of saline solution daily, but I also need to wipe her post-shit ass to prevent skidmarks
The title of this post is pretty self-explanatory, I think. So here are the top ten individuals who I wish would disappear from this earth or at least this country’s media coverage forever and ever and ever, starting right now. In reverse order, just like on Letterman!
Let me just get this out of the way now. Yes, Kelli Rudick used to date Khaki King. But fucking a chick who’s sold a bunch of records is one the least important things about Kelli. The important thing is the music. Good god is it the music! If you
One of the main reasons I buy Vogue magazine is to temporarily slip into a fantasy world in which I am eternally chic and have loads of spare time to jet set around the world and contemplate the nuances of a wardrobe entirely based around nautical, equestrian, and faux-woodsy themes,
At the last reggae night at M Lounge we listened to the latest music from the island courtesy a recently returned couple who asked a local to make them a disc. Nevermind that they were two whitefolk from Jersey, the music was straight Jamaican, which would disappoint fans of
This one comes directly from FuncheapSF.com. While this is probably open to anyone who just wants a mani and a ‘tini (creeping Jesus! Did I really just write “mani” and “tini”?), it’s especially targeted for those of you out there who are trying to preggers but can’t seem to do it.
Today is one of those days where you wake up and curse science for slacking on cloning technology. Three choices for Grade A Shite. There are actually infinitie choices for Grade A Shite on almost any night here, but to make my job easier I’ll only catalogue three. I