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11 Jun 2009

FREE Music @ Adult Swim Presents @ Santos Party House

I woke up hella early today because I’m house sitting and the cats are unbearable.  Not only do I need to give the 16 year old sack of bones a 50 ml IV drip of saline solution daily, but I also need to wipe her post-shit ass to prevent skidmarks

Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent 2
11 Jun 2009

Ten People Who Need to Go Away, Now.

The title of this post is pretty self-explanatory, I think.   So here are the top ten individuals who I wish would disappear from this earth or at least this country’s media coverage forever and ever and ever, starting right now. In reverse order, just like on Letterman!

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10 Jun 2009

Kelli Rudick Will Blow Your Feeble Mind

Let me just get this out of the way now.  Yes, Kelli Rudick used to date Khaki King.  But fucking a chick who’s sold a bunch of records is one the least important things about Kelli.  The important thing is the music.  Good god is it the music! If you

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 1
10 Jun 2009

Broke-Ass Style Porn: This is Glamorous

One of the main reasons I buy Vogue magazine is to temporarily slip into a fantasy world in which I am eternally chic and have loads of spare time to jet set around the world and contemplate the nuances of a wardrobe entirely based around nautical, equestrian, and faux-woodsy themes,

Anna G - Caliburg Contributor 2
10 Jun 2009

FREE Jerk Chicken @ Wednesday Reggae Nights with A Real Jamaican

  At the last reggae night at M Lounge we listened to the latest music from the island courtesy a recently returned couple who asked a local to make them a disc.  Nevermind that they were two whitefolk from Jersey, the music was straight Jamaican, which would disappoint fans of

Oliver Hartman - Resident Bargain Whorespondent 2
09 Jun 2009

FREE Manicure and Martini

This one comes directly from FuncheapSF.com.  While this is probably open to anyone who just wants a mani and a ‘tini (creeping Jesus!  Did I really just write “mani” and “tini”?), it’s especially targeted for those of you out there who are trying to preggers but can’t seem to do it.

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
09 Jun 2009

Comedy and Secret Science Club : Both FREE and AWESOME

  Today is one of those days where you wake up and curse science for slacking on cloning technology.  Three choices for Grade A Shite.  There are actually infinitie choices for Grade A Shite on almost any night here, but to make my job easier I’ll only catalogue three.  I

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