portland-oregan
14 May 2012

A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 2

…Hey guys! It’s Monday, and that totally sucks, but guess what? That also means it’s time for the next segment of the Scumbag’s Guide to Portland, which, depending…

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portland-party
16 Jul 2012

Dear Portland – Stop Texting Me to Hangout at 2pm on a Weekday

…Disclaimer – this was not a weekday. So I moved to Portland last summer from San Francisco and, as you can tell from my previous posts, (A Scumbag’s…

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15 Oct 2012

A Guide to Surviving Fall in Portland aka: Summer “Went Out to Buy Cigarettes” and is Never Coming Back

…proud. I hope you were right on the brink, though, and you got all the summering out of your system because look outside, my little Portland miscreants! The grey has…

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dogpatch_wineworks
06 Oct 2014

Visit These Wonderful Urban Wineries in San Francisco, Oakland, NYC and Portland

…wineries putting down roots in major cities around the country, accessing wineries may be closer than we think. San Francisco, Oakland, New York City and Portland, Oregon have seen a…

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Portland
21 May 2012

A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 3

…of A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland. This week is a good one, because M-R are great letters, and also your hair looks really nice today and everyone has a crush…

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We wrote about the 6 rad reasons why shopping for glasses on GlassesUSA.com will change the way you buy glasses forever. You can read about that here. But here's the important part: YOU GET 50% OFF + free shipping on your first pair of frames. Click to find out more!

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reel-m-inn-chicken-jojo
21 May 2014

Reel M’ Inn: Portland’s Bar Food Extraordinaire

…find a way to dunk large wedges into ranch containers, I have been to Portland three times and never had enough time to make it here. You’re asked if you…

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10 Feb 2014

Dear Everyone: Shut Up About How Much LA Sucks*

…the part-time juggler unicyclist Peter Pans dotting every street in Portland (which is otherwise, a mind-blowingly perfect city, BTW). People wear Ugh boots and have bafflingly-high opinions of themselves everywhere,…

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