If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off. If you need to make your way to your ex’s house for a late-night hook up? Done. Over to your mom’s for some menudo? Done.
As awesome as this sounds, make sure that you hit all the stops before you call them up â€” THEY WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER BAR. So don’t be a dick and waste their time â€” they’re actually being nice, for fuck’s sake. Also, another tip? Bring a barf bag. I’m pretty sure these motherfuckers are gonna be drivin’ like its Daytona.
PS: Thanks again to our man Johnny Fun Cheap!