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Club 65

photo by Mike W. from Yelp

photo by Mike W. from Yelp

The sole reason I went to Club 65 the other night was to find out whether or not a certain man existed.  Apparently more of a fixture at the bar than a patron, “The General”, as he’s called, is rumored to be an ancient one eyed creature, with great big long fingernails, a mane of white hair, and the biggest belt buckle a human has ever worn.  Unfortunately, I didn’t catch him, but I did manage to drink some very strong cheap drinks.  I feel like “The General” is quickly becoming my Moby Dick and that if I don’t come across him soon, my life will be worthless.  Looks like I’ll have to get some drinks in the Loin again very soon.  Wanna come too?

Club 65
65 Taylor @ Golden Gate

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

I've been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York, but to those familiar with my work, I'm just "that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot".
  • Stephen Torres – Threadbare-Fact Finder

    I went here one year around midnight to deliver their invite to the bartenders ball. The door was latched so I knocked. I thought the woman that answered was going to blow my head off. Is it weird that this just make me want to go back?

    • http://brokeassstuart.com Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor In Cheap

      nope. It’s actually quite fitting.