If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’ve got a foul mouth and an even dirtier mind. I mean, I took a write up about a reading at the Knockout and turned it into this for fuck’s sake. I like twisted stories and completely uncouth jokesâ€¦the more demented, the better.
So with this in mind I present to you Bawdy Storytelling, an event where people get up and tell their own real life dirty stories! It’s like stealing a copy of your dad’s Penthouse Letters, but instead of reading it while wanking and listening with trepidation for your parent’s car to pull up in the driveway, you have the narrator there telling you the story in person.*
This time around I will be up on stage telling one of my own dirty stories. Dixie loves my foul mouth and asked me to come and participate. How could I say “no”? She even built this month’s theme around me: Cheapskate Sex & Cut-Rate Coitus. Here’s the description:
Having trouble making ends meet? Want to know how to get your party started with a minimum cash outlay? Bawdy Storytelling’s next event will feature inspirational tales from thrifty people who specialize in frugal fornication, and who can squeeze a dollar til it moans. RisquÃ© encounters recounted for your amusement are the best bargain of all!
Now doesn’t that just sound fun? I hope to see you there!
*That being said, please don’t beat your meat during Bawdy Storytelling. This is a reading for fuck’s sake, not the Folsom Street Fair.
The Blue Macaw (formerly 12 Galaxies)
2565 Mission St. btw 21st and 22nd
Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm.