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law-and-order-svu
02 Oct 2011

Top 5 Netflix Shows You’re Not Watching

During my stint as an unemployed person, I, perhaps stupidly, signed up for Netflix after years of holding out. I was an old-school Netflix user, back when the company’s offerings were strictly limited to DVDs by mail. But in my shrewd poverty, I chose to eliminate that service when I…

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tuckerdaleversusevil
26 Sep 2011

FREE Movie Tickets: “Tucker & Dale vs. Evil”

Hey guys, I’m still sick as hell, but not as sick as this ticket giveaway! If you love FREE tickets and hilarious films about hicks and annoying kids, you could get to view Tucker & Dale vs. Evil tomorrow! This movie follows two bumbling, well-meaning vacationing dudes as some obnoxious coeds…

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ColdTissue
25 Sep 2011

DIY Cold Remedies

Sore throat, congestion, a cough that sounds dangerously whooping, and more phlegm than you can shake a stick at comprise my current state of existence. I’ve basically been dying since Monday, but I’m using all my energy to emerge from a mountain of used tissues and Halls wrappers and help those…

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bachata-dance
20 Sep 2011

WTF Is Bachata? Find out on Tuesdays!

What is bachata? Great question, my friends! We’ll talk about what I learned later. But first I must tell you that you can see for yourself Tuesdays at Bissap Baobab Village, where $8 will get you a class and the dance party after. If you decide to skip the class…

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80608385
19 Sep 2011

The Unemployment Chronicles: Vol. IV

Hey, broke asses, I have some bad news. This is the last time I’ll write The Unemployment Chronicles—FOR NOW. A writer and editor by trade, I also enjoy waiting tables, and that’s what I landed a job doing this week. Is it furthering my career? Not really, but it is…

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22 Jan 2015

LOVE NOTES AND OTHER DISASTERS ZINE

A brand new collection of Broke-Ass Stuart's writing made up of some of his most famous pieces and new things never before published.

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epicsauce-flyer
13 Sep 2011

Tonight! Totally Rad Epicsauce Show!

If the neologism “epicsauce” is not enough to get your attention, then you are clearly out of touch with the modern world. Luckily, epicsauce.com can help you get with it tonight at this super-cheap show featuring three summery indie bands and DJs galore at Public Works. Public Works is an…

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SF Deserted
29 Aug 2011

Tonight! SF Is Deserted; Celebrate with a Giants Game

In case you missed that memo, most of the rest of the free world is trekking out to the desert for Burning Man. This leaves the rest of us sane folks here in the city with little to do. But it also leaves tonight’s SF Giants game to attend without…

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