All posts by Sarah M. Smart - Red-Light Special

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WTF Is Bachata? Find out on Tuesdays!

What is bachata? Great question, my friends! We’ll […]

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The Unemployment Chronicles: Vol. IV

Hey, broke asses, I have some bad news. This is the last time I'll write The Unemployment Chronicles—FOR NOW. A writer and editor

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Tonight! Totally Rad Epicsauce Show!

If the neologism "epicsauce" is not enough to get your attention, then you are clearly out of touch with the modern world. Luckily, epicsauce.com can

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Tonight! SF Is Deserted; Celebrate with a Giants Game

In case you missed that memo, most of the rest of the free world is trekking out to the desert for Burning Man. This leaves the rest of

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Tacos in the TL, Tuesdays in August

Although clearly burritos are the most highly evolved form of food, science dictates that they must share a common ancestor with tacos. But you don't have to schlep

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Tonight! FREE Live Nude Girls! Well, Not Really…

Did that get your attention? Now that you're here, this is the real scoop: Writer Sheila McClear is going to talk about her book titled The

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Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife, and Let’s Talk about Senior Sex

Everyone else out of the room? It's just you and me now, right? Okay, what I'm about to say might shock you, so sit down. Here it comes:

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For Us, There Is No Spring, Just FREE Tickets to “Conan the Barbarian”

Hey, broke asses, what is best in life? Contrary to the belief of Conan the Barbarian, it is not to crush your enemies, see them driven

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“Wicked Plants” Are out to Get You

This is the strychnine tree, used by nineteenth-century serial killer Dr. Thomas Neill Cream. Effing scary, right? Despite the many lovely products (cilantro, pumpkins, marijuana, +c.) the flora of

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Tonight! Care about Your Government for Once

I know that voting can seem like a hassle and that keeping up with the news is god-damned depressing. But the San Francisco mayoral election is coming up