The baby industry is a total mind-fuck. You love your baby so buy our stroller, they advertise. But somehow they come off more like Buy our stroller or your child will drop out of high school and join Al-Qaeda. So you register for everything. Feels excessive, but you’re vulnerable. Maybe the
There are many home appliances that could be “smarter.” Your fridge could lock itself when your high-ass self has no business rooting around in there. Your coffeemaker could adjust the coffee strength based on how hungover you are. Your car could refuse to start, sensing when you’d just waste all
Might As Well Face it You’re Addicted to Sex I had sex with a married woman in the backseat of my Boss’s car. She began flicking her tongue between my thighs while my Boss was driving down 6th St. At 8th St. her nipple slid onto my clitoris while a
So I was gonna post this on Sunday for International Women’s Day, but my website shit the bed. I think someone tried to hack it so it was down pretty much all day. So, I know I’m a few days late but here it is anyways: In honor of International Women’s
The other day I tried to reach out to a wine company called Broke Ass Wine. I figured it would be a perfect brand to partner with and maybe they could sponsor some of my events. After a little research I found out they were based in Argentina so I
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Half of the fucking U.S. is covered with snow and we’re still going to ‘Spring forward’ this weekend. March 8 is the earliest date we’ve ever transitioned into Daylight Saving Time, and that’s bullshit. How in the fuck can we “Spring forward” when it is not yet even Spring? In all
This was originally an article I did a few years back. It was so funny and on point that we decided to do a live version of it on The Kinda Late Show. I have a feeling you’re gonna like love it. Make sure to share it with your friends and subscribe