Some lucky broke-ass is about to win two FREE tickets to see NOISIA, FREQ NASTY and KNIGHT RIDERZ performing live at 1015 Folsom tomorrow night, Friday, June 10th. Could it be you? To get your chance to enter, respond with an email including your name and contact info to contests@brokeassstuart.com! Bass

It’s been my lifelong dream to be in a Michael Jackson video. Ergo, my life was pretty much over in late June 2009. However, here’s a chance for me — and you, if you’re similarly awesome — to renew my purpose on this earth: Bay Area Flash Mob is putting

SO by now you probably know about Kelly Malone, the DIY Queen of SF, and her mission to beat the shit out of the evil, crazy expensive cancer that’s come back around to creep on her like an ex who just doesn’t get the hint.  We told you how to

I’ll start this by saying I haven’t enjoyed U2‘s music since Achtung Baby or since The Edge started wearing that obnoxious hat all the time, whichever was most recent. BUT I still consider U2 to be one of the greatest rock ‘n’ roll bands of all time, and if you

Who is ready to ride bikes around SF this Friday night after work? Meet in the Panhandle (Ashbury and Oak) at 7:30 pm to ride into the wind at 8 pm with those who put on the San Francisco Bike Party every first Friday of the month. Jump into June

So usually when you think about Friday the 13th, you might be all, “Uh-oh, maybe I’ll see a black cat today or randomly switch bodies with my mom and learn a valuable lesson,” you know, fun stuff, but you probably AREN’T thinking, “My house is going to burn down.”  I

Heyoooo, Bay Area!  This week we’re stoked to be giving away four pairs of tickets to this Thursday’s advance screening of the new Neil Patrick Harris, Amy Sedaris and Bonnie Somerville comedy ‘The Best and the Brightest.’ To be honest, we don’t even really care what the movie, set to