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Organ Grind: A South American Food Journal, Part 10, Dusty Tongue in Argentina

Exterior of El Salteno  As I said in […]

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10 Places To Stay Cool and Get Fat This Summer

I was inspired to write my own "Top 10 Tips For Summer" after seeing so many in the grocery line that didn't cover all the hottest new trends. Ladies,

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Entertaining for the Poor as F*ck: Doing Memorial Day Cheap as F*ck!

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Did you know that most people don’t know the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day? Including your author? Memorial Day honors the men and women who

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Reel M’ Inn: Portland’s Bar Food Extraordinaire

What could possibly distract you from the embarrassment of your traveling companion knocking over two pints of beer onto the table, floor, and your army jacket while every...one...in...the...room...watches...you? 

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Entertaining for the Poor as F*ck: The Best $5 Red Wines

My second love is wine (second only to food). Oh, wine: you beautiful muse. I adore thee. A while back my parents decided to do a Sideways-inspired family

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BBQ: 4505 Meats Vs. Texas

The food stand hamburger specialists at 4505 Meats just opened up a brick and mortar BBQ location at Divisadero and Grove Streets in San Francisco.  Naturally

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Entertaining for the Poor as F**K: Broke-o de Mayo

I love a reason to drink. Antioxidants? Pour me another glass of Pinot. Whiskey prevents cancer? ‘Scuse me while I finish this Jameson smoothie. Your

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Cookiebar: Alameda’s Ice Cream + Cookie Youth Rebellion

  Being a David Chang ball-fondler, at first I thought Cookiebar's logo and the name were a little too close to resembling Momofuku's Milkbar. This minor detail kept me away

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Celebrate 15 Years of Blue Plate with 5 Wines for $15 This Weekend!

This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Blue Plate. Wanna sponsor a post or advertise on the site? Email me at info@BrokeAssStuart.com. Wow. I can't

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There is a Secret Menu at Guy Fieri’s Vegas Kitchen & Bar and it’s Terrifying!

Welcome to our cooking column Eating My Feelings, where Calvin Amari shows all you broke bastards how to cook great food on the cheap and do it with hilarity. This motherfucker