Broke-Ass Porn

Every once in awhile we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as

I hate Valentine's Day. Sure, I'm a hopeless romantic who usually spends every February 14th alone doing Jell-O shots in my chaise while eating bacon-fried bacon and masturbating to

People frequently mistake me for being gay. Certainly much more than they mistake me for being a comedian. But despite the fact that I studied theater in college

I’m not the first and certainly won’t be the last person to write about the importance of male penis size, but hey, dick talk be making it rain

This was Chris and Chris's Christmas Card one year

One time I went down on a guy during a matinee of ‘The Queen’ at the Angelika. Fittingly enough, he came out to me a year after. We

This Friday night, November 18th, at SF Public Works- get ready to blush. Well, at least the first time I saw this crazy kind of dancing going on, I think I

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="221" caption="Carne asada fries: not for the faint of heart."][/caption] When I first moved to San Francisco a few years ago, I only cared about

[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Momo is a Nepalese delicacy. Or so the sign said."][/caption] Calling Island Earth a farmers market is a bit of a misnomer.  It should