Sex and Dating

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Win a Date with Broke-Ass Stuart!

So awhile back I was in a calendar […]

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Dating Without A Voice: Eric Barry Dates With A Jaw Wired Shut (Part 1)

I try to purse my cracked lips open, sputtering through the mesh of teeth and wire. At first it's just saliva, but then the colors begin

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Get an Inexpensive, Custom Suit at Indochino’s Traveling Tailor Pop-Up Shop

This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Indochino. Wanna sponsor a post or advertise on the site? Email me at info@BrokeAssStuart.com.

It’s mid-March and wedding

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A Piece About Catcalling from a Man’s Perspective

“Why’d you let that ripe piece of ass get away?” There were 20 of them. Big fuckers. No like BIG fuckers. And they were drunk too. They

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Listen to Writers (Like Me!!) Read Sexy and Erotic Tales at Red Light Lit

I'm excited to be reading at Red Light Lit again this Saturday! What is Red Light Lit? I'm glad you asked! As their site says:

Red Light Lit

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Finally! A How-To for Expressing Sarcasm on Gchat.

If you are like me, you spend an embarrassing amount of time on Gchat, the messenger embedded within Google’s widely popular email application called “Gmail”. Perhaps you’re

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Tonight: Naked Dudes (and Naked Ladies) Reading Lovecraft

          So you still don't have a Valentine, huh? Not to worry - you don't have to stay home and watch porn all by your lonesome this year! Just

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Broke Ass Last Minute Ideas for Valentine’s Day

We’ve all been there, dude. You’re happily single, watching True Detective from a stolen source of cable, pretending the chicken in your fridge is

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So You Want To Write A Valentine’s Day Card: The Music Edition!

Because life's more fun when you have to be creative AND wait to the last minute.

Another corporate holiday is slowly upon us, ladies and gentlemen,

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How to Behave in a Bar…Part 1

Drunk people do drunk people things. That's pretty much the best way to describe what working in a bar is like. There are a lot