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March 13, 2013 · No comments

Full Disclosure: I Was Raped

I can’t tell if I’m waking up or …

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How to have an epic Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day

February 10, 2013 · No comments

This awesome card is from here.

They say that Valentine's Day started to celebrate Saint Valentine of Rome, martyred in 269 AD, then

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Zen and the Art of Greasy Hair Maintenance

October 24, 2012 · No comments

I am the proud owner of a set of bangs.  Like bang ambassador Zooey Deschanel, I have sported face-eating fringe for my entire life-- try

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The Best Thing Ever: Snail Mail

September 5, 2012 · No comments

The other day, I received a plain envelope in the mail.  I wasn’t expecting it, and was perplexed as to what it could possibly be.  The return

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How to Karaoke Like a Pro Amateur Singer

August 1, 2012 · No comments

First things first: I have never been a “wild child.”  During my teen years, I was a dedicated captain of my high school’s Quiz Bowl team-- our

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Embarrassing Things That Psychics Have Told Me

July 25, 2012 · No comments

When you’re trying to figure your life out and workin’ hard and struggling to Rise to the Top and all of that good stuff, things

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Broke-Ass Style: Become a Cult Leader

July 4, 2012 · No comments

Recently, I plopped down onto my couch to watch the Martin Scorcese documentary about vintage babe George Harrison, titled George Harrison: Living in

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Broke-Ass Time Filler: Having Sex

June 30, 2012 · No comments

The sexual tension in this photo is almost as taut and thick as this woman's inner thigh. I bet the guy is not exactly slack-muscled either.
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The Weird Girl’s Guide to the Working World

June 27, 2012 · No comments

My friend and I have this ongoing joke in which he always tells me that he’ll “never hire me for anything.”  Let me explain a

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Broke-Ass Fun: Become an Astrology-Obsessed Nutcase

June 20, 2012 · No comments

At an art show the other day, I met a princely man in a pea green windbreaker,  tribal print backwards baseball hat, and turquoise necklace.

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