Although we’re sure you already plan out your entire social life around our stellar calendar of events, we like to highlight our favorites each week. Take a gander below but make sure to check our SF & NY calendars often since they are always being updated. Got an event to submit to the calendar? Send it to events@brokeassstuart.com. Rad

I love a reason to drink. Antioxidants? Pour me another glass of Pinot. Whiskey prevents cancer? ‘Scuse me while I finish this Jameson smoothie. Your wife left you? What a bitch. Let’s make sangria (I make great sangria). Having a reason to drink is part of what makes America great

  If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off.