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Dating Without A Voice: Eric Barry Dates With A Jaw Wired Shut (Part 1)

I try to purse my cracked lips open, […]

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Broke Ass Last Minute Ideas for Valentine’s Day

We’ve all been there, dude. You’re happily single, watching True Detective from a stolen source of cable, pretending the chicken in your fridge is

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Reasons Why Your Tinder Profile is Horrible

I'm posting my profile to give you the option of making fun of me back.

If this is the first time you're hearing about

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Why Starting a Cult is a Great Way to Stop Being Broke

If this doesn't convince you, then IDK.

I’m fucking broke, man. I’m broke. And Groupon/Lifebooker/whatever discount website is trendy right now, is not REALLY

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Broke-Ass Dating: Tinder

Tinder entered my life one night through the magic of Google. I was sitting around with my friend Gabby and the question arose of whether there was

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Attention Single Ladies – There are Hella Single Dudes on Swoon

This post was sponsored by the good people at Swoon. Are you interested in advertising with us or sponsoring a post? If so drop us

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Full Disclosure: I Shit on a First Date

  All debate over whether or not there was any merit in writing this article ended for me when I still laughed-out-loud after the tenth time of running

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Full Disclosure: If You Don’t Buy Me a Drink, I Won’t Date You

If I hear a woman talk about chivalry being dead one more time, I'm going to take her to dinner and not pay for it.

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Cheap Dates: Case of Mistaken Identity

People frequently mistake me for being gay. Certainly much more than they mistake me for being a comedian. But despite the fact that I studied theater in college

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How to Not Murder Yourself in Portland This Winter

Like most people that live in Portland right now, you’re probably thinking something along the lines of “the sky is grey, everything is grey, the choices I make