Below are some personal recommendations from the worlds of books, music and sex that I think will enrich your life. Enjoy!

Stunner of the Month Club

In a category of it’s own, the Stunner of the Month Club gets you a monthly pair of new sunglasses for just $9 each month!


One of my favorite Bukowski books. Booze, horse races, women and misogyny. Perfect.

Tom Waits – The Heart of Saturday Night

Incredible songs about barrooms, broken hearts and cruising on the Boulevard.

Hitachi Magic Wand

Everyone deserves an orgasm and the way I hear it, this little number is really good at giving them.

One Hundred Years of Solitude

A masterpiece of magical realism and a bit of a treatise against nostaligia.

Leonard Cohen – New Skin for the Old Ceremony

My favorite album from one of my favorite poet/musicians of all time. Here’s a little secret: Chelsea Hotel #2 is about Janis Joplin!

Tasty Trio

What fun is giving your partner a massage if you can’t lick off the oils afterwards?


Truly an incredible book. Jeffrey Eugenides is not only a masterful writer, but a brilliant storyteller as well

Nas – Illmatic

Considered by many to be the best hip-hop album of all time. What do you think?

Just Desserts Cupcake Crop

Do you like cupcakes? How about getting spanked? How about getting spanked by a riding crop that looks like a cupcake? I thought so.

Jitterbug Perfume

Tom Robbins at his best. How does he make being a dirty old man so charming? And where can I get some Hurricane Drops?

Curtis Mayfield – Superfly

Superfly is up there for the best soundtrack of all time in my opinion. I mean the entire thing was done by Curtis Mayfield after all.

Please Cream Lubricant

If you don’t know what lube is for you’ve been using the internet for all the wrong reasons.

The Modern Kama Sutra

Because “Milk and Water Embrace” is way more interesting than “Missionary”.

Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections

Cee-Lo has had a pretty interesting and amazing career, but his solo stuff is probably the peak of it. On this album Cee-Lo is soulful and funky, plus he raps his ass off.

On the Road

The ultimate book about being a broke-ass traveler. An absolute classic.

Leopard Restraints

Are your regular handcuffs getting boring? Then try these leopard restraints on for size.