Recommendations
Stunner of the Month Club
In a category of it’s own, the Stunner of the Month Club gets you a monthly pair of new sunglasses for just $9 each month!
Women
One of my favorite Bukowski books. Booze, horse races, women and misogyny. Perfect.
Tom Waits – The Heart of Saturday Night
Incredible songs about barrooms, broken hearts and cruising on the Boulevard.
Hitachi Magic Wand
Everyone deserves an orgasm and the way I hear it, this little number is really good at giving them.
One Hundred Years of Solitude
A masterpiece of magical realism and a bit of a treatise against nostaligia.
Leonard Cohen – New Skin for the Old Ceremony
My favorite album from one of my favorite poet/musicians of all time. Here’s a little secret: Chelsea Hotel #2 is about Janis Joplin!
Tasty Trio
What fun is giving your partner a massage if you can’t lick off the oils afterwards?
Middlesex
Truly an incredible book. Jeffrey Eugenides is not only a masterful writer, but a brilliant storyteller as well
Nas – Illmatic
Considered by many to be the best hip-hop album of all time. What do you think?
Just Desserts Cupcake Crop
Do you like cupcakes? How about getting spanked? How about getting spanked by a riding crop that looks like a cupcake? I thought so.
Jitterbug Perfume
Tom Robbins at his best. How does he make being a dirty old man so charming? And where can I get some Hurricane Drops?
Curtis Mayfield – Superfly
Superfly is up there for the best soundtrack of all time in my opinion. I mean the entire thing was done by Curtis Mayfield after all.
Please Cream Lubricant
If you don’t know what lube is for you’ve been using the internet for all the wrong reasons.
The Modern Kama Sutra
Because “Milk and Water Embrace” is way more interesting than “Missionary”.
Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections
Cee-Lo has had a pretty interesting and amazing career, but his solo stuff is probably the peak of it. On this album Cee-Lo is soulful and funky, plus he raps his ass off.
On the Road
The ultimate book about being a broke-ass traveler. An absolute classic.
Leopard Restraints
Are your regular handcuffs getting boring? Then try these leopard restraints on for size.
