I’m big in Japan
Well not really. But I was looking today at all the countries from which I’ve gotten hits on my website, and I was totally blown away by all the random places where people have visited my site from. Canada, Australia and the UK make sense; I’ve got a decent amount of friends in those places. Same goes for Argentina, Spain, Sweden, Ireland, Italy, Israel and a host of other places. But the shit that impressed me was all the totally unexpected places. South Korea? Yup. Kuwait? Affirmative. Turkey and the United Arab Emirates? Check and check. I even got one hit from Oman bitches! Shit, I might even do my next book there. Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living as an Oil Magnate in Oman. Has a nice ring to it doesn’t it?
But unfortunately, not a single hit from Japan….*sigh*. All I wanted was to be able to say that I was big in Japan. If I was, I’d sing that Tom Waits song every fucking day.