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Dress like an entitled brat and get a free meal

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I’m gonna pull a David Paterson here and out myself on this so no one else can do it to me: I watch Gossip Girl.  I have a valid explanation though; since my girlfriend likes the show, and we don’t get to spend that much time together, and I watch it with her.  Plus I don’t know whether I want to strangle all the characters on the show or have sex with them.  Or both.  Know what I mean?

 

Anyway, to celebrate being featured on the March 16th episode of the show, Park Avenue Winter (100 E 63rd St. @ Park Ave.), is giving away FREE diner to anyone who comes dressed in a school girl outfit from March 16th-20th.  This isn’t like some FREE Grand Slam at Denny’s shit either, entree’s here average around $30!  Plus, if you’re over 21 they’ll kick in a couple drinks too!  I just got off the phone with the restaurant and they said that there are still tables open, so call and make your reservation now!  I also asked if I can show up in a school girl’s outfit and get a free meal.  While the answer was “no” I have a feeling that if I make a fuss about discrimination, they will have to serve me, right?  I’ll be in NY from the 14th to the 21st.  Who’s with me?

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

1 Comment

  1. […] Wearing a skirt as man can get you a few things depending where you are – some supplemental income in the Bowery, a bagpipe in Scotland, a punch in the face in Detroit. Last night it got us a free 3 course dinner and 2 drinks at the schmancy Park Avenue Winter, given to anyone dressed as a school girl in celebration of their cameo on Gossip Girl. We changed in the shadows of the sidewalk, being sure to clarify from fellow Broke-Ass contributors Anna and Ashley, where the zipper went, thinking we would probably get rejected.  Specifically because of Stuart’s previous post, “Dress like an entitled brat and get a free meal”. […]