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Macy’s Flower Show – Pretty Shit to Look At

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I was walking near Union Square the other night, on the way to a friend’s birthday party, when I passed by Macy’s display window.  I noticed that it was once again the time of year for the store’s Flower Show.  While this year’s theme is “A Bohemian Garden”, after looking at all the fairies, unicorns, flowers, waterfalls, toadstools, moss and pastel colors, it looked more to me like the physical representation of  what I imagine girls think about when they masturbate.  Seriously, look at this:

 

  

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Anyways, it really is quite lovely inside, so if you find yourself near Union Square stop in and check it out.  It’s FREE and it runs from April 3rd-18th.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

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2 Comments

  1. Chim Cham
    April 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    You do know that Macy’s and Union Square are 20 blocks away, right?