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Happy hour can brighten your day like a flashlight illuminating a dark room.  For some people it’s a way of blowing off steam after a long day of dealing with a boss who’s a fucking cocksucker.  For others it’s a way to get rid of the DT’s. Some people go just for the late afternoon companionship, while some go for the cheap drinks and food.  Whatever your reason for hitting up the HH, it’s quite alright with me.  Everyone needs a little sip now and then, hell just writing this makes me want to go to the fridge and get a beer.

Like I said above, everyone has their reason for going to happy hours, and do you know what mine is?  FREE food.  You’d be amazed at how many places there are to get your grub on during HH.  That’s why I put a section in the back of my books detailing the shit.  You should totally buy them….ugh….sorry for shilling right now, but I just can’t focus on writing anything interesting.  I’m leaving tomorrow to go to Mexico for ten days, so I’m sure you can understand why I’m a little distracted.

By the time you read this, me and the guy with the whistle and the bottle of tequila will be taking body shots off 18 year olds on spring break…Er…I mean I’ll be seeing Mayan ruins.  Fuck it, I’m out.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.