Broke-Ass Haiku

Broke-Ass Haiku: Little Star Pizza

Updated: Nov 16, 2009 10:11
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Just looking at this makes me hungry

Just looking at this makes me hungry

So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection [try it on your girlfriend sometime when you can’t afford dinner] or contempt for something in a succinct and perfect pattern. Three lines, 17 syllables and a whole lot of potential, the haiku is gaining momentum.  Consider it old school twitter (speaking of which, add us here).

If you haven’t had the change to indulge yourself in one of Little Star Pizza’s monstrous deep-dish creations, you need to get your ass down there and stuff your face! In fact, I’m salivating just thinking about it right now…

An Ode to Little Star

rockin the jukebox
it may not be Zachary’s
but at least I’m in the Mish

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Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one
righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco
State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate
completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the
Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country
Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most
underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though
she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of
never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With
intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart
out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year,
she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to
get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or
fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you
the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't
kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze,
get at me.]


  1. Sweet T
    June 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Best pies in SF
    Plus smirking hipsters in black
    My roommate works here

  2. Sweet T
    June 9, 2009 at 11:36 am


    of all the night sky
    i’ll take just one Little Star
    fuck, this place is loud

  3. Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
    June 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Sweet T-

    I LOVE the second one! It’s great!