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2 for 1 Burritos at Taqueria Los Coyotes and Unsubstantiated Rumors

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Does this look like a fiesta or what?

Does this look like a fiesta or what?

I was on my way to work the other day when I walked by Taqueria Los Coyotes.  I noticed they had a huge banner outside that read “Buy One Burrito, Get One Free” and I made a note of it so I could share this information with all you lovely people.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t observant enough to get all the fine details down.  I think it might just be Mondays-Wednesdays, but I’m not sure.  I might have to get back to you on that.  But if any of you have the correct info, please let me know.

In other Taqueria Los Coyotes news, a reader has sent in info suggesting something very, very, very exciting.  It appears that Los Coyotes is now carrying California Burritos!!  If you remember the Broke-Ass Porn from last week, California Burritos are probably the best food on earth, but up until now, only found in San Diego.  Personally, I’m a little skeptical, like when friend said he saw a UFO at Burning Man, but nonetheless I will search this burrito out and eat it if it exists.  It’s a tough manner of work, but somebody has to do it.  I’ll keep you posted.

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  1. Bruce Joaquin
    June 29, 2009 at 9:22 am

    If this is true (about the California Burrito) I am going to be very excited, and very fat.

  2. Stephanie
    June 29, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I need California burrito confirmation before I tell Frankie about this and get his hopes up.

  3. June 29, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    It’s true! They’ve had them for a while now. I asked what a California burrito was, and when he said there were french fries I almost died.

    My fat ass has prevented me from going back and eating one for myself.

  4. Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
    June 29, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    HOly Fuck! I really hope it’s true! This could be the beginning of a whole new era of me doing irreparable damage to my body. I’m very excited.

  5. June 29, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    California burritos are confirmed, I was there not too long ago and saw signs for them. Need confirmation on the BOGO Free deal though!

  6. June 29, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Just called Los Coyotes for details: Two for one deal is 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. Mondays through Wednesdays.

  7. Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
    June 29, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Good looking out Adam! I meant to call them too, but they weren’t open when I posted the piece. Thanks!

  8. June 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    I just called them to confirm, the lady on the phone said if you buy one burrito and two drinks, the second burrito is free and it’s good Mon-Wednesday. Looks like I’ll be making a trip there tomorrow!

  9. Bruce Joaquin
    June 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm


  10. Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
    June 30, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Thanks to Brittney, Adam and Gene for your sleuth work!!