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$2 Well booze, a Job Fair and a Calvacade of Other Offerings from the Hustler Club

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Seems like ol’ Larry Flynt is just a regular Santy Claus.  Not only does he want to employ you, he wants you to save money at his topless dancing club.  What a guy!

Most people who hang out in North Beach already know about the $2 Tuesdays at the Hustler Club, but considering the enormous rip-off that part of town is, it might be helpful  info if you’re entertaining friends who resemble the wolves from old Merrie Melody cartoons and lack the funds to get into any of the other gentleman’s clubs on the strip.  All well drinks and beer are $2 all night long.  Just keep your hands off the merchandise.

If eating with pole dancers is more your thing however, skip the pricey dinner service the establishment offers and enjoy a free lunch buffet every Friday.  Who says noon is too early for a strip club?  And apparently their éclairs are just to die for!

Their other grub offer is the Legs n’ Eggs deal.  Whereas they get points for offering breakfast starting at 2 a.m., the plates aren’t exactly cheap and a strip club that smells like fried eggs is perhaps a bit too piquant for even the most avid connoisseur.

Sunday night is industry night for service folks, which means free admission and discounts on food and booze, but I’m not sure if it’s that much of a bargain.

Their most appropriate event is coming up on Thursday, July 23rd, when they will be holding their CrueFest kick-off party that features a free buffet and open well bar from 9pm-11pm'AND they’re gonna raffle-off Nikki Sixx’s bass!  Yowza, yowza! Online RSVP required.

All of this not enough titty bar for you?  Do you feel that less sunshine, thongs, and pasties should be a more significant part of your life?  You’re in luck boys and girls!  The Hustler Club is hosting a job fair this Monday, July 20th from 12pm-5pm at the Holiday Inn at Fisherman’s Wharf.  Not a dancer audition, but they and lots of other strip clubs are looking for front of house staff.

I’m guessing that dealing with complete assholes goes up significantly if you’re coming from more tame facets of the service industry, but a job’s a job I guess.

IMPORTANT: The Hustler Club’s benevolence has a few catches.  After 7pm they start charging a cover at the door and have been known to say its 7pm at 6:45.  Check their website for other minor details.

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club
1031 Kearny Street @ Columbus Ave.

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Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco)

Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco)

Stephen's early years were spent in a boxcar overlooking downtown Los Angeles. From there he moved around the state with his family before settling under the warm blanket of smog that covers suburban Southern California. Moving around led to his inability to stay in one place for very long, but San Francisco has been reeling him back in with its siren song since 1999.
By trade he pours booze, but likes to think he can write and does so occasionally for the SF Bay Guardian, Bold Italic and 7x7. He also likes to enjoy time spent in old eateries, bars and businesses that, by most standards, would have been condemned a long time ago.


  1. Angelo
    July 21, 2009 at 2:17 am

    More hard-hitting muckraking by the Threadbare Fact-Finder!
    I cannot imagine a more relevant story than this. You give and you give and you give. thanks!

  2. Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco)
    July 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Aw, shucks guys.