Broke-Ass of the Week – Brock Keeling, Editor of SFist
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Occupation: Editor / writer
What neighborhood do you live in?: The crime-heavy, newly rechristened LoRi neighborhood (Lower Outer Rincon Hill), right under the overpass.
Best money saving tip: Cut up your credit cards and ATM/debit cards.
What do you refuse to spend money on?: My savings accounts
Most expensive thing you’ve ever bought: Computer, coat
How’d that feel?: (Computer) painfully necessary; (coat) like I was touched by the hand of God.
Favorite cheap eat: Banh Mi sandwiches. No, just kidding. Probably those chicken and cheese fried roll thingys at 7-11.
Favorite dive bar: Bender’s (Is that a dive bar? I think it is. The bathrooms are janky, so I would assume so.)
Best deal you’ve ever gotten: Any happy hour that lasts until 10 p.m.
Favorite free thing to do: Walk around downtown area on weekends
If you woke up a millionaire, what’s the first thing you’d buy?: A suite at the Four Seasons where I would stay until my compound was complete.
Despite not having money, do you still love your life?: I like it.
Do you own my book?: Alas, I watch TV.
Best hangover cure: Water, sleep, Campbell’s Tomato Juice
Are you a hipster?: I am over 30, so that would be impossible.