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Disguise Your Drinking Problem as Brunch at Lime

Updated: Nov 20, 2009 10:14
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Copious amounts of booze? I’m listening. Sexy singles? Yes please. Huevos rancheros? Where do I sign? There are few things in life I’d consider better than brunch (like seeing that your ex has gained fifty pounds or the adorable face kids make when you tell them Santa isn’t real). But the fine folks at Lime are taking this whole brunch idea to another dimension with bottomless mimosas for $6. I know what you’re thinking, bottomless mimosas? What’s the catch? Well, nutsack, there isn’t one. It’s just a bunch of babes in short shorts carrying around pitchers and apologizing if you reach the bottom of your glass. That’s the beauty of the Castro in general, the booze is twice as strong and half the price in order to drown the sorrows of every gay that got picked last in gym class and had a secret stash of Barbara Streisand cds or butt plugs hidden under their beds. But you better plan your debaucherous breakfast early, tables are usually reserved about two weeks in advance. Oh yeah, they serve food too.

2247 Market Street [The Castro]

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Ryan Miller was raised in a small, quaint village named Portland, Oregon before spontaneously packing two suitcases, scrounging up $300 and catching a flight to San Francisco. Judging from his garbage, he is a connoisseur of Sun Chips and rather inexpensive wine. His personal goals are to refrain from hailing and accepting rides in random cars as well as greatly reduce the amount of hugs he provides for the homeless community. While touring Jamaica and prompted for his opinion on the prevalence of TB in third world countries, Miller eagerly asked, "They have Taco Bell here?"

1 Comment

  1. November 18, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Lime is good but it’s always way too crowded. Just go right next door to Barracuda. They have the same $6 bottomless mimosa deal but you can actually get a table no problem.