Debutante Hour Presents and Candy Crack
America’s favorite accordion/drum/cello power trio, the 'œDebutante Hour,' presents a Variety Show Telethon Bash with 20 old, Soviet rotary phones, and a silent auction (bid on great stuff like the Debutante Hour makes you cupcakes or plays a personal show in your living room or takes you canoeing in the Gowanus Canal) to raise funds for their new record. Piano virtuoso and songwriter, Jonathan Wood Vincent is the anti-Welk MC for this night of obscenely varied variety. This night brings together the rock-accordion genius of Corn Mo, the harmonizing, witty, folk-rock of the Wowz, the emmy-winning songwriting of Phoebe Kreutz, and new cult phenomenon, Old Hat. All this and magic too.
Debutante Hour Variety Show Telethon Bash
Ukrainian National Home
Saturday, December 5th
140 2nd Avenue (between St. Mark’s and E. 9th St.) [East Village]
PLUS order yourself some Candy Crack from the official Candy Crack Delivery Service.
So I think saw this guy at the Broke Ass Stuart party in NYC in October giving 'œbouncy' rides to people who wanted to sit on his lap '“ for FREE of course. Apparently he also sells Candy Crack. Interesting. Here’s what he says about it:
'œCandy Crack is a real make believe drug. It’s like children in a tree house (not crack house) pretending to sell drugs. It’s peddled in a neighborhood where you don’t have to grow up, so it makes sense that we are pretending to be kids doing the bad things that adults do. No one wants to get old, but no one wants to be just a kid. With Candy Crack you can have it both ways.
Call for the delivery of a 100 percent sugar crack rock (multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup) to your Brooklyn house. Expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue fish mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after. You can purchase a few rocks for $1 a pop in a dime bag. Can’t say too much here because y’know it’s drugs.'
Whatever floats your boat. And sometimes I really do like candy at 1:30am delivered to my door in a fish suit!
Candy Crack Delivery Service
Saturday, December 5th
Call or text 347 742 2293 for delivery at the appropriate time
Serving Williamsburg and Greenpoint only