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This is Why I Don’t Have a Good Post for Today

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I don’t have anything good for you today.  I’m a total wreck.  Friday night was my birthday party.  People gave me too much whiskey.  I puked.  Then I got up Saturday morning, still drunk, put on a Santa suit and drank for 12 hours.

I’m too old for this shit.  This is all my fault and I know I deserve it, but fuck man, I’m a mess.  So yeah, that’s it.  I have nothing for you, no great cheap event, no funny list of the top 5 San Francisco stereotypes, nothing.  Sorry about that.  I hope you enjoy your day and never feel like I do right now.  I need a cheeseburger.

Oh yeah, one more thing: Ain’t no Party like a Santa Party cuz a Santa Party has HOs!

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

2 Comments

  1. Annie
    December 13, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    would you be referring to the 5 lovely ladies you partied with at the gold cane as ho’s? haha. good times…

  2. Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
    December 14, 2009 at 8:13 am

    Wait, there were 5 of you? I thought there were 10! I must have been seeing double by that point 🙂