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Awhile ago I was approached by the band Dubious Ranger.  They wanted to know if I was interested in having my own theme song.  For the past few years I’ve considered Richie Cunning’s song One Dollar Wonder as my theme song, but the truth is he didn’t write it for me, he wrote it about himself because he’s a broke bastard too.

So when Dubious Ranger got at me I jumped at the chance.  I mean who wouldn’t right?  So here it is.  It’s called Broke-Ass Man.

Since they knew that I like funky soul music, that I live like a king with no money, and that I love tacos, they pretty much nailed me in this song.

So now here’s the question: Do you want your own personalized song?  I bet you do!  And  what’s cool is that from now until the end of the month, they are only $25.  All you gotta do (besides pay them) is fill out a questionnaire about what you want it to sound like and be about and a couple weeks later they email it to you.  So if you want a song that sounds like early Nirvana and is about the time you played doctor with your neighbor, they can totally do that.  Go here to find out all the details.

And to show that they are dope guys, they are letting you download their recent EP Butches Vol. 1 for FREE.  Just go here.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.