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Don’t Touch Me There!! Free Comedy

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Whooo! Bring on the White Zin!

Whooo! Bring on the White Zin!

There’s pretty much nothing funny about the holidays.  The period of time that you looked forward to so feverishly as a young person–when it was about holiday cookies and decorations and presents and The Grinch–has you stressed out about travel, family stress, gift buying and everything else.

Take a break from all the holiday cheer tonight, and celebrate Jesus’s birth the way his dad always wanted you to–by getting wasted and laughing to the comedic stylings of some hilarious  people at tonight’s “Don’t Touch Me There” comedy spectacular.  The laughs kick off at 730, and the show is hosted by Blaine Perry & Pat Stango, with guests Anthony Jeselnik (Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon), Liz Miele (Live at Gotham), and music by Fortress of Attitude!

Yours truly will be there too, so if you want to see what true Christmas alcoholism is all about, come on by!

Don’t Touch Me There
Friday, November 20th at 730pm
Karma (51 First Avenue between 3rd and 4th Streets)
FREE!

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