Super Cheap Massage
“Oh wow…this is awkward. I was expecting a completely different kind of pussy at this massage.”
I bet you thought you knew where this was going didn’t you? You immediately assumed this was gonna be about hitting up one of the Tenderloin rub n tugs and getting a little something extra for a moderate tip. Well you’re wrong…at least this time.
A reader named Kathryn just informed me that the National Holistic Institute is having an amazing Recession Special. For just $20 one of their students will give you a 50 minute massage! Right? I know I can certainly use one considering how much time I spend hunched over this damn computer. This offer is good all day Wednesday and Friday and during the mornings on Thursday.
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If this sounds like something you’d be into just go here to book your appointment online.
National Holistic Institiute
1665 Market St. @ Gough
photo from Milford Theraputic