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“Oh wow…this is awkward.  I was expecting a completely different kind of pussy at this massage.”

I bet you thought you knew where this was going didn’t you?  You immediately assumed this was gonna be about hitting up one of the Tenderloin rub n tugs and getting a little something extra for a moderate tip.  Well you’re wrong…at least this time.

A reader  named Kathryn just informed me that the National Holistic Institute is having an amazing Recession Special.  For just $20 one of their students will give you a 50 minute massage!  Right?  I know I can certainly use one considering how much time I spend hunched over this damn computer.  This offer is good all day Wednesday and Friday and during the mornings on Thursday.

If this sounds like something you’d be into just go here to book your appointment online.

National Holistic Institiute
1665 Market St. @ Gough
[Soma]

photo from Milford Theraputic

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.