The Science Behind “Breaking the Seal”
At some point in the past few nights of dive bar drinking, the conversation landed upon the fact that I take more pisses than an old guy with prostate problems. And it’s true, I totally do. Once I piss for the for the first time after having a few drinks, it’s like I’m a goddamn Pringles ad. And I know I’m not the only one this happens to. So I got to wondering why the hell this happens, and now I know the answer.
If you wanna know what ADH is, you should read this part of his blog because I’m too lazy to explain it. Unfortunately knowing the explanation of breaking the seal doesn’t mean it’s no longer gonna happen. But hey, instead of just doing the pee-pee dance, you now have something to chat about with the hottie who’s ahead of you in the bathroom line. Personally, I’ve been looking into getting a monkey bladder sewn on top of my current one so that I can have double the pee holding capacity…my search has been dismally unsuccessful.